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Old 10-05-06, 10:14 PM   #1
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And now, a conversation with Printf. Presented by, johnny cakes. And lemonparty.jpg. Enjoy.

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Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
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Can I have your credit card #?
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yeah
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wait
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no
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okay wait
djdurant says:
cool this guy from nigeria really needs it
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it's for a good cause?
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hes going to like wire us tons of money
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SWEET!
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Is his dad the president?
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mainly sex with african womens with aids
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oh good
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how did you know?
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I can infect them with ebola
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through my penis syringe
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i fucked a woman with leprosy. her box fell off
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too bad we didnt save the ball shaving situation
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you mean where I come in with a razor in the middle of the night?
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do you mean that?
djdurant says:
yeah that one
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hot
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oh god
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now I have to poop
djdurant says:
im pooping right now. depends arent just for old people and quadrapeligics
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hey
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what's an old folks home smell like?
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i dunno what?
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DEPENDS! HARHARHARHARHAR
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djdurant says:
slap yourself.
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comedy *slap* option
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hey google "lemon party" real quick for me will you?
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wait, google image search
djdurant says:
oh i hate you
th3n00b says:
what?
djdurant says:
thats my dads website
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and my grandpas
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:goat:
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and my uncles
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*barf*
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that's so hawt
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Old 10-05-06, 10:19 PM   #2
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LEMON PARTY!!!!
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Old 10-06-06, 07:54 AM   #7
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god help me. I googled lemon party. my eyes are now soaking in a bucket of bleach, and i'm typing purely by smell. You bastinage!
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god help me. I googled lemon party. my eyes are now soaking in a bucket of bleach, and i'm typing purely by smell. You bastinage!

Did that too, and now I feel the need to slaughter some men
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which one, the left or the right one?
Umm, all three, to be honest, and believe me, IT STINGS!!!
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