th3n00b says:
yo
djdurant says:
ping
th3n00b says:
sup
th3n00b says:
what'd you have in mind for this contest?
djdurant says:
anythings good. thought this would be good way to raise some posting, and distract from the t thing.
djdurant says:
you know what a hot dog on a stick is? the food place?
th3n00b says:
yeah
th3n00b says:
dude
th3n00b says:
it's me
djdurant says:
lol
djdurant says:
was at mall spending money and went to the hotdog place for a lemonade. had the wife with me. the girl at lemon crushing device was going at, and her tits were bouncing. i said across the counter "I like the way you pound those lemons." people looked at me like i was the problem
djdurant says:
wtf
th3n00b says:
oh my god
th3n00b says:
you're a dirty old man LMAO
th3n00b says:
you should do your own version of IR's "say *****", only you should be like "Say, "give me ass play."
djdurant says:
i laughed my ass off. i cracked my self up
djdurant says:
lol
th3n00b says:
dude
th3n00b says:
did your wife hear you?
djdurant says:
yeah. she was like "omg. not again"
th3n00b says:
hahahahaha
th3n00b says:
awesome
th3n00b says:
I like making eyes at the fat girls in those belly shirts
th3n00b says:
I just sit there and stare at their stomachs
th3n00b says:
but with a huge shit eating grin
djdurant says:
i stick my finger in their belly buttons until i get asked to leave
th3n00b says:
hahaha, do you ever get asked or do you just love them and leave them?
djdurant says:
love and leave love and leave
th3n00b says:
the life of a true cassanova?
djdurant says:
no, more like peewee herman goes to the movies
th3n00b says:
hahaha
th3n00b says:
that show friends makes me want to heave a brick at a special olympics bus
djdurant says:
dont be mean to retards. god made them for our entertainment
djdurant says:
and so that the tv show "corky" could be made
th3n00b says:
hahahahha for which we are truly grateful
th3n00b says:
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1...276bca8ir9.gif
djdurant says:
lol
th3n00b says:
Hey Jennifer aniston got boob implants
th3n00b says:
also I have to poop
djdurant says:
i like her nipples. she should pound some lemons
th3n00b says:
LMAO
th3n00b says:
man
th3n00b says:
I've got writers block
th3n00b says:
for this contest
th3n00b says:
I keep coming back to who can pound lemons the best
th3n00b says:
thanks a lot
djdurant says:
lol
djdurant says:
lemon pounding goodness
djdurant says:
http://hotdogspot.com/2004/05/ode-to...tick-girl.html
djdurant says:
http://www.fromscripttodvd.com/image...%20smaller.jpg
th3n00b says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
th3n00b says:
is that her?
djdurant says:
nope random image
th3n00b says:
damn
th3n00b says:
you should totally stalk the one at the mall
th3n00b says:
not creepy at all
djdurant says:
http://www.goats.com/archive/030818.html
th3n00b says:
hahahahaha
th3n00b says:
awesome
djdurant says:
http://www.askaninja.com/news/2006/0...net-neutrality
djdurant says:
ask a ninja talks about hot dog on a stick girl
djdurant says:
oh my god
djdurant says:
ive just pissed myself
th3n00b says:
ROTFLMAO