jokes

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players,
"Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy
nodded in the affirmative.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a
team?"
The little boy nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at
first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire.
Do you understand all that?"
Again the little boy nodded.
"Good," said the coach.
"Now go over there and explain it to your mother."



Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to
get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a
dollar a pop.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and
extra long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood
bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to
which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti!
How about you, how's that toilet brush?"
"Not so good," replied Bubba,
"I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."