retro4
10-02-06, 07:25 PM
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old
grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly
100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing
our advanced age, we figured out that the best time to do it was when
the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the
Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be
alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along ...
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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old
grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly
100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing
our advanced age, we figured out that the best time to do it was when
the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the
Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be
alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along ...
:icon_ballbounce: