golfhack
09-21-06, 01:43 PM
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV,
and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.”
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, “Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start.”
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
He gulped it down too, and said, “Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any
second.”
“That's it!” She blows her top, “You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your
fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around
like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron
all day long?”
The husband sighed. “Oh shit, it's started.”
and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.”
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, “Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start.”
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
He gulped it down too, and said, “Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any
second.”
“That's it!” She blows her top, “You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your
fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around
like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron
all day long?”
The husband sighed. “Oh shit, it's started.”