Greasy spoon behind my house

Bought a new house and have lived here for about a month. We back onto a commercial strip mall. Nothing big just an insurance agent, coffee shop, and a fooking tomain food trap. If the wind is from the right direction i have to close all the windows in the back of the house. This means the bedroom and the office. If i don't the rooms stink of deep fried squirrel for 3 mother fooking days. If i wanted to wipe grease off my walls i would use my turkey deep frier in the house.
I'm gonna start abducting cats and placing their carcasses in their garbage to get rid of them.:nutkick:

GOD I HATE THEM!!!!:newburn:

Bwahahahahahahahhaha

biotch got OWNED! :f-spit:

I hear good things about strip joints are aplenty over there. Btw, i work in a food place, and we make extra effort to pollute our neighbors :icon_smile:

Good to know that Mojo. Makes me want to become a super hardcore environmentalist; but i know that if i was to do anything significant grimice and the hamburgler would come and kill me while wendy and ronald watched.