The Never Ending Thread

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Molin's ass .....

are so....

bulbous and

fat arsed

but with

a weird

smelling cloud.

of putrid

intestinal buildup

which will

burn nose-hairs (<---cheated :p)

which means

it is

not good

meanwhile spanky

using his

big head

sucks down

two beers

stolen from

paddington bear

while the

tulips swayed

and marmalade

was displayed

which made

fresh lemonade?

and fooked

it up

Beyond imagination

Elsewhere in

moonkey's garage

strange things

went bump

moonkey grabbed

Pooka and

a screwdriver

along with

a small

butt plug

oh god!

it was

almost midnight

ate ramen

and shyt

on the

robin reliant

third tyre

he said

was that

guy here?

what guy

THE guy!

replied Jesus

gerbils appear!

already shaved

by elves

ready for

mud wrestling

using their

naked bodies

to squeeze

trillian's juices

from his

under developed

man boobs

which he

milked daily

to extract

the goodness

of manjuice

in a

cup of

lard made

coffee. The

cup smelled

a bit

of soup ( YES !!!!!)

soupdragon (http://www.toonhound.com/soupdragon-1.jpg) piss!

Moonkey took

his hand

and dipped

it in

molin's lubricated

kangaroo pouch

and fried

some bacon

with oil

and antifreeze

licked the

BIG spoon

hanging out....

of trousers?

with a

Duck-billed Platypus

attached to

Moonkey's ARSE

with a

BIG DIKE



100th post:) KEEP GOING PEEPS:) :yes

elsewhere in.....

Majorhan's dirty

laundry basket

Kinglesbians panties

, were worshipped

for their

enchanting scent

Filling the

nostrils of

jod with

soulful mucus

Sorry, off topic, but just read this right through again, and fooking hell, we need to get out more

to the strip club

continuing

which made

pvtpile dance

with a midget

who had

the herpies

and green

eggs and

soiled bacon

up his nose while (ttantrum remember---> ONLY TWO WORDS per entry)

doggy stylin

In Canada

under camels

with huge

the belly

and the

swinging hammocks

of satanic

origin were

fighting with

which caused

Mass dangling?

ants had

used as a (I know I know)

covered in

arse gravy

ahhh bisto!

no diarrhea

bovril botty?

watery shit

bad curry?

jods face

attracts horseflies

when covered

and dead

zombie squirrels

at "Funkyacres"

around in

fermented swinejuice

giggiling merrily

while getting

satman changed

into Thupermon !

and pee-man

but satman

on noobfone

which could

harvest blackberries

"like dogs?"

meanwhile in....

Droopyacres healthfarm

into a

filled with

rabbit droppings

drooled ants

ants exclaimed "....

why aren't

the pasta

Grebe feathers

because they

play thefandango



/foamy edit
Mojo Learn to count dude two words only :gun

I'll let it slide this time :)


/mojo edit
sry foam, here i fixed it :)

/foam edit number 2

Wonderbra! jahaahha!

Meanwhile th3n00b....

was wearing

latex hotpants

borrowed from

his daddy

the manwhore

pimping his

one armed

one legged

half balled

glass eyed

sister called

Onya Backyabitch.

She said ".....

<Love that AV Foamy, laff everytime I see that WTF bit >

Give me..

twenty dollars!

and a

egg whisk

and I'll (not quite 2 words but bite me) (thats 2 words but i'll still give u a loving bitey ! - S)

do the

horizontal macarena(?)

or i

will extract

the pineapple

out of

a chicken

while whistling

Napalm Death's

great anthem

Guilded C**t

meanwhile back....

at home

there was

a toasty

warm muffin

ooozing pus

and tea

with no

sign of

the queen

of noobsters

incarcerated in

th3n00bs basement

back passage

without anal-lube (see what i did there)

turning the

ball twister

toooooooo tight

losing all

my hair

on the

paris metro

after 10

What a shame

satman :
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Molin's ass .....

that the.... (thanks Foamy)

milkmaid arrived

carrying Rohypnol

and vegetables

for insertion

into a

very large

donkey testicle

from sudan

where it

dressed up

for the

lesbien party

that is

spelt wrong!

(:ROFL) and full

on the

hairy nose

Of Godzilla

which is

not quite

as big