The Never Ending Thread

as satmans

sexy balls

became crushed

from using

Power tools

and a

pickup truck

driven by

majorhan and

his bitches

who has

the banstick?

No, Aids

and herpes

plus warts

of magnificent

size and

dripping pustules

whilst singing

jingle balls

and eating

onion bhajis

and curry

with samosa

on toast

canned in

las vegas

by Elvis

and his

secret lover

Gene Simmons

while making

a funny

carrot stew

in beer

labeled Guinness

called his

beered stew

though not,

he garrulously

exclaimed that

Brendan Fraser

mummys boy

is a

n00bsters lurker

elsewhere in

the real

Scorpio island

the last

unstarbucksed spot

was starbucksed

was it?

it was

written that

jod has

hairy tarantulas

without whom

his mom

could not

give birth

to a

thing of

length and

massive girth

but no

moral claims

upon it

because partying

with penguins

and manatee's

and sharkes

fin soup

makes poop (2 words wiggly !! )

don't scoup

Tango man!

However the

pink dolphin

kept laughing

meanwhile in...

transylvanian suburbia

a giraffe

was drinking

without thinking

while sinking

in Peking

a duck

without luck

Get's Birdflu

as Keanu

sucked acting

Charlize's lover

and dudes

with afros

ate nachos

from ponchos

with honchos

who fondle

the bundle

eating twaddle

and falafel

damn terrorist

played wid

peruvian mongeese

without cheese

but fleas

threw Reese

witherspoon chinese

on Taiwanese

bees knees

rejecting fees

tax trees!

oh jeez!

alicia keyes

played these

chicken drumbsticks

KFC FTW!

macDo FTLOG
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one day

mike tyson

and his

opponent's ear

pranced merrily

shaking pathologically

even so...

the doorbell

rang cronically

*BANG* *BANG*

DING DING

Must fix

that photocopier

and the

damn doorbell

we must

find tools

and fools

to school

CHANGE FORMAT!!!!!

pecker wreckers!

double decker

chubby checker

quick pecker

thread wrecker

cracker jacker

^^drunken slacker :D

a parrot

walked into

a ghey

woman's crotch

and was

sick all

over a

iceberg lettuce

bad produce

makes you

shit buckets

of crap

that look

blue and

smell like

n00b's basement !

and has

big ones

small twos

sweaty balls

stuffed with

fromunda cheese

and garlic

bread and

sudanese peanuts

were scattered

all over

My fridge

no mine

was spotted

with mumps

said emily

green ooz

flowed from

grandma's jar

of jam

Somebody should post a "write the neverending thread" LOL

Eat some

poop....

and soup

, fruity loops

from boots

did spill

the sauce

on lap

http://filebox.vt.edu/r/rvickers/from_j/Elton%20John%20-%20Bennie%20and%20the%20Jets.mp3

make me

take off

My clothes

with a

small tweezer

and hook

My ballz!

with barbwire

greased with

goose fat

and covered

with the

radioactive dust

of yesterday's

Disneyland blast

and another

one's planned (yeah I know...)

liposuction session

under hypnosis

while seated

and lubed

to perfection

using the

(someone should write this down...chimps and keyboards springs to mind, we prolly have 3 Shakespeare plays in here somewhere)

slimy goo

Meanwhile Barabas

while panting

ran toward

my cock

with scissors

and Nunchucks

with spikes

and crushed

the world

of warcraft

like a

squishy dogshit

smelling like

sprout soup (yes I knew I'd get soup in here somewhere)

with biscuits

and chicklets

made from

vaginal discharge




(2 words dude)....

saved up

need to rant going to kill a mofo...ok i live in the motor city right....WHY IN THE FUCK DO ALL THESE FUCKING MORONS DRIVE LIKE SHIT ON MY WAY TO WORK IN THE FUCKING MORNING...DON'T THEY FUCKING REALISE I WILL RUN THEIR ASS OFF THE FUCKING ROAD AND KILL THEIR DUMB ASSES....so i play this new game called give the fucking idiot a heart attack.What i do is (if you are driving in the fast lane slow or anything else stupid) i will pull up next to the fucking idiot and play like i am going to swerve into them and watch them freak out then i politely give the fucking idiots a nice middle finger and hope they die.

drink scotch

i like vodka whisky and tequilla....but scotch will do.

shot glass

Good god wiggles I know exactly what you mean. GIVE EM HELL BOY!

thread derailed

by two

incompetant drivers ... (lol...had to, sorry wiggles)

which way are we going, and in what handbasket?

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8229/249856484imgwy0.jpg

need to rant going to kill a mofo...ok i live in the motor city right....WHY IN THE FUCK DO ALL THESE FUCKING MORONS DRIVE LIKE SHIT ON MY WAY TO WORK IN THE FUCKING MORNING...DON'T THEY FUCKING REALISE I WILL RUN THEIR ASS OFF THE FUCKING ROAD AND KILL THEIR DUMB ASSES....so i play this new game called give the fucking idiot a heart attack.What i do is (if you are driving in the fast lane slow or anything else stupid) i will pull up next to the fucking idiot and play like i am going to swerve into them and watch them freak out then i politely give the fucking idiots a nice middle finger and hope they die.
uhhhhh and where does wiggles live????
(*note to self.... dont drive anywhere even remotely close to Wiggles*)

wiggles giggles !!

and masturbates

furiously, to

Bermuda Pooka

a dance

For Corpses...:fly: