london_boy
05-09-08, 01:07 PM
An Austrian woman is like a good wine.
Best left to mature in a cellar.
I've just bought this Austrian girls diary off ebay. Its not very interesting it just
says:
Monday: Stayed in
Tuesday: Stayed in
Wednesday: Stayed in.
Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of
late. In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own".
The Austrians have taken their fondness for the Sound of Music too far. They even
have their own Von Trapped family.
Just when we thought Madeleine McCann was pixxing the World Hide & Seek
Record, some Austrian bird romps home with a 24 year claim!
An Austrian journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known Josef Fritzls '
daughter Alice. “Alice� he replied “Who the f**k is Alice? You mean for 24
years I’ve been living next door to Alice?!�
Official advice on sex education for Austrian teenagers is to keep them in the dark
as long as possible.
Best left to mature in a cellar.
I've just bought this Austrian girls diary off ebay. Its not very interesting it just
says:
Monday: Stayed in
Tuesday: Stayed in
Wednesday: Stayed in.
Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of
late. In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own".
The Austrians have taken their fondness for the Sound of Music too far. They even
have their own Von Trapped family.
Just when we thought Madeleine McCann was pixxing the World Hide & Seek
Record, some Austrian bird romps home with a 24 year claim!
An Austrian journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known Josef Fritzls '
daughter Alice. “Alice� he replied “Who the f**k is Alice? You mean for 24
years I’ve been living next door to Alice?!�
Official advice on sex education for Austrian teenagers is to keep them in the dark
as long as possible.