State Moves to Ban Fake Testicles on Vehicles

State Moves to Ban Fake Testicles on Vehicles


Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state.

Republican Sen. Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the adornments offensive and proposed the ban. Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the novelty items, which are known by brand names like "Truck Nutz" and resemble the south end of a bull moving north.

The Florida Senate voted last week to add the measure to a broader transportation bill, but it is not included in the House version.

In a spirited debate laced with double entendre, Senate lawmakers questioned whether the state should curtail freedom of expression in vehicle accessories.

Critics of the ban included the Senate Rules Chairman, Sen. Jim King, a Jacksonville Republican whose truck sported a pair until his wife protested.

The bill's sponsor doubted it would succeed.

"It's probably not going to make it through the process," Baker said on Thursday. "It won't be much of story in a few days."

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080425/od_nm/testicles_dc&printer=1;_ylt=Am2Le218H4s.pa.az.UnftQZ.3QA

FF's fire every fucking idiot spending any time what so ever in support of this stupid shit...

So, let me get this right.... fake bull testicles on the back of your truck are illegal, And pictures of aborted fetuses in front of abortion clinics are fine. Aside from anybody's personal feelings on the issue of abortion, which one do you think causes more problems with young children. Fookin' Florida.

Let's see ... cut up in your mother's womb, or a picture of a dead baby?

I don't know -which one DOES cause more problems for young children? lol

I'm not going to get into the politics of abortion... (I just had a couple long ass theological debates, so I'm debated out for the week). What I meant to say was.... For young children, which image is more likely to warp their little minds? Bulls Balls or destroyed human tissue?

I'm not going to get into the politics of abortion... (I just had a couple long ass theological debates, so I'm debated out for the week). What I meant to say was.... For young children, which image is more likely to warp their little minds? Bulls Balls or destroyed human tissue?

Too late to add American Idol to this list? :jerkit5:

A statewide ban, eh? Sounds like bull to me. It's a kick in the nuts to anyone who has the balls to buy them.

My favorites are on the Dodge Ram Diesels with the Chrome Plated Style followed closely by the blue variety. Outlaw them, why? The best reason is what my daughter said, "Try explaining that to a 4 year old. What is that, Mommy or Auntie?" Ah, that is a trailer hitch bumper, yeah a hitch bumper. The kid bought it. They just needed an explanation.

Well, I am glad they have everything else taken care of that they can take of this horrible issue--if this ahole is not soundly defeated in the next election, just nuke the frickin' state from orbit

hahaha ! Florida is going ......nutz ! :-)

You know I was sitting around the other day thinking "Everything will be okay if these fucking nuts were not around!!!" You must be kidding me. If you can afford the fucking gas in those huge trucks, you can keep the nuts. Tell the politicians we are not paying taxes this month until they fucking earn it. Absurd!!!

hahaha ! Florida is going ......nutz ! :-)

You know Che, some of the weirdest whack jobs in America come from these two states with Utah coming in third. Its got to be the UV rays penetrating the peoples heads. Too much sunshine cause them to do weird shit, I tell you. Up here in the North, the clouds shield us from the UV rays. It seems to be getting worse, too. My family went to Florida in 1983, we spent a week in July visiting Disney World and Daytona Beach. I used little if any suntan lotion and never got burned. My wife used no lotion at all. She just tanned. Jump to 2006, we went to Cape Canaveral to watch to space shuttle launch. I was out with SPF 50 for no more than an hour to watch it and I still burnt. She did too. It is crazy. Must be the hanging chads.....

Or it might just be.....? (http://www.noobsters.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38153)

Everyone is getting ahead of themselves here. We need to start by banning Scientology.

Everyone is getting ahead of themselves here. We need to start by banning Scientology.

Now THAT I couldn't agree with you more on. They're a bigger cult than anything short of (maybe) Freemasons. Not that I have anything against any masons, but the level of privacy that they keep just makes me wonder. A Lot. If you plan on visiting Florida, and aren't a scientologist, steer clear of Clearwater (near Tampa)... The entire town is run 75%+ by scientologists.

Sorry guys, the Catholic Church is the biggest cult on the face of the planet. They have more power, money and secrets then the whole lot mentioned above.

Their outfits are pretty fucking geh too...