Hee, Hee...

I've got a barrel filled with wee in the backyard...
I use it to drown Jehovah's Witnesses...:fly::mod:

Don't drink the lemonade at Pooka's house...

Just answer the door nekkid when they come calling. Then just act normal, like you want to hear what they have to say. Throws 'em the hell off.

I worked with an older Mexican gentleman years ago. His way of dealing with these guys was to tell them he was a warlock and his wife a witch. He was never bothered again. Pook, you could share this stuff with the entire community and rid us of them forever.

I once told em that I wasn't interested.....He said " Don't you want everlasting life?"...I said " Not if it's gonna be with a bunch of Jehovah's Witnesses".

I once told em that I wasn't interested.....He said " Don't you want everlasting life?"...I said " Not if it's gonna be with a bunch of Jehovah's Witnesses".
hahaha nice! I usually just tell them to fuck off.

We used to tell them that we worshiped Satan and to go to Hell!

Nobody saw anything !