london_boy
03-18-08, 07:57 PM
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:
"Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows
the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he
has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night the same drunk comes in again, goes up to the bartender
and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again
the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no
money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
On the third night he comes in, the drunk comes in a says, "Drinks all
around, except for you bartender!"
"What, no drink for me?" asks the bartender.
"No way...you get violent when you drink."
:icon_hahano:
"Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows
the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he
has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night the same drunk comes in again, goes up to the bartender
and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again
the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no
money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
On the third night he comes in, the drunk comes in a says, "Drinks all
around, except for you bartender!"
"What, no drink for me?" asks the bartender.
"No way...you get violent when you drink."
:icon_hahano: