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Woman Stuck to Toilet

Ablekaak
03-12-08, 11:50 PM
Some woman sat on her crapper so long her skin became attached to it!
:wtf:

Woman sat on toilet for 2 years
By Roxana Hegeman - ASSOCIATED PRESS

WICHITA, Kan. (AP) — Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman’s 36-year-old boyfriend.

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was “somewhat disoriented,” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

“She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave,” he said.

She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz of Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

“I don’t think anybody can make any sense out of it,” he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

“It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said of the bathroom incident. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.”


Source: http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2008/03/12/4982171-ap.html

majorhan
03-13-08, 12:01 AM
only in america!:wtf:

JahSun
03-13-08, 12:07 AM
Well at least she didn't have to go anywhere else to take her dumps.... In with the new, out with the old.......

Hyperx
03-13-08, 12:26 AM
Where did he shit at?

Uncle_Max
03-13-08, 12:39 AM
“It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said of the bathroom incident. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.”

IT REALLY DOESN'T SURPRISE YOU?! The house next door to you had a woman sitting on a toilet FOR TWO YEARS STRAIGHT AND THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE YOU? What the FUCK is going on in your life that you can consider that run-of-the-mill?

Ablekaak
03-13-08, 12:56 AM
unbelievable eh?

ZeroAccuracy
03-13-08, 01:51 AM
can you imagine how bad she had to have smelled? She had to be fucking huge to begin with to eventually get stuck, add that plus two years of not moving, and I'm assuming, not showering. That stench would be fucking terrible. Seriously, how did she keep herself occupied? I hope that they atleast had a TV in there or something.

Jantheman
03-13-08, 03:25 AM
Two bathrooms has to be the answer. If she truly could not get off the toilet, it had to have been rank. Somebody is not telling the truth. Doesn't this woman have friends or relatives? No way she could have been stuck there for two years. I throw the bullshit flag on that one. Couple of weeks, possibly. Couple of months, not likely. Couple of years, norfolk and way.

Ablekaak
03-13-08, 04:43 AM
maybe she had a setup like this.
http://inventorspot.com/files/images/pimped-out-john-xbox-360-roto-rooter.img_assist_custom.jpg

Jantheman
03-13-08, 05:04 PM
maybe she had a setup like this.
http://inventorspot.com/files/images/pimped-out-john-xbox-360-roto-rooter.img_assist_custom.jpg

If I had a setup like that I would not have left the bathroom either. Most folks don't have anything like that. Good shot, Ablekaak.

mawk
03-13-08, 11:20 PM
she also had hemmorhoids the size of license plates

Jantheman
03-14-08, 03:58 AM
she also had hemmorhoids the size of license plates

You're a funny guy Mawk.....Bwahahahahah

God of Froggs
03-15-08, 09:34 AM
What f#%&ing book was she reading then ?

che
03-15-08, 09:19 PM
Weird ! Too many facts to explain ! Hoax ?

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