london_boy
03-07-08, 01:33 PM
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to
pass one more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, and
tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man's penis.
In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume. She begins to
dance sensually around the first candidate. Even before she has begun to remove
her veils:
*Ting-a-ling* goes the little bell...
"Oh Patrick," says the Monsignor, "I am so disappointed in your complete lack of
self-control. Go take a long, cold shower and pray about your carnal weakness."
As Patrick leaves, the dancer then continues, slowly dancing around the second
candidate and peeling off her layers of veils. As the last veil drops:
*Ting-a-ling* goes the bell...
"Joseph, Joseph," sighs the Monsignor. "You too are unable to withstand your
carnal desires. Go take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness."
The dancer then proceeds to dance her sensuous dance around the third candidate.
Slowly around him she dances, now devoid of all of her veils, but the third
candidate remains unmoved.
"James, my son, I am truly proud of you," says the Monsignor. "Only you have the
true strength of character needed to become a great priest. Now, go and join
your weaker brethren in the shower".
*Ting-a-ling*
pass one more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, and
tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man's penis.
In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume. She begins to
dance sensually around the first candidate. Even before she has begun to remove
her veils:
*Ting-a-ling* goes the little bell...
"Oh Patrick," says the Monsignor, "I am so disappointed in your complete lack of
self-control. Go take a long, cold shower and pray about your carnal weakness."
As Patrick leaves, the dancer then continues, slowly dancing around the second
candidate and peeling off her layers of veils. As the last veil drops:
*Ting-a-ling* goes the bell...
"Joseph, Joseph," sighs the Monsignor. "You too are unable to withstand your
carnal desires. Go take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness."
The dancer then proceeds to dance her sensuous dance around the third candidate.
Slowly around him she dances, now devoid of all of her veils, but the third
candidate remains unmoved.
"James, my son, I am truly proud of you," says the Monsignor. "Only you have the
true strength of character needed to become a great priest. Now, go and join
your weaker brethren in the shower".
*Ting-a-ling*