Two Men Thinking The Exact Same Thing

Here is a riddle for the true intellectual.

The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one through.

At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of the earth:

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers.

The other is getting “oral pleasure” from an 85 year old toothless woman.

They are both thinking the exact same thing.

What are they both thinking ?
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Don’t look down.

Don’t look down.

Don’t look down

:cheeky4:

I dreamed once that a man halfway across the world was having the exact same dream I was having...when I woke up I dialed a telephone number and got a busy signal

I dreamed once that a man halfway across the world was having the exact same dream I was having...when I woke up I dialed a telephone number and got a busy signal

That was me. I was calling you...:fly::mod:

Don't forget that Restraining Order I took out is still in effect...^ ^

Don't look down....Yikes. I'll bet the pucker factor is the same.....