Martina Hingis Cheese

Who sings to the Malicious Chum Ducks?
And the significance of Lorry Hover to Mum Turkey?
Splenetic you may be, but Swinging AfterBirth?
Ah! Placenta Dreaming, hot knockers at dawn...
Bring me the head of Bing Crosby
Or Hedda Gabler...
Ibsen Absinthe - there aren't enough Tourniquets!
Unpolished back slider! Smooth my Cloak, Probated
Fecundator! Formication a little on the Wild Side
The Sid Side - Vicious but ready to learn...

Shave my Arse now, please...

Pooka MMVIII

er .....Martina Hingis......errrrrr??????

You can't tell very well on the tennis court, but off the court she's very "vicious but ready to learn".