njohnson747 01-10-08, 03:51 PM Lemmie guess: they thought of this brilliant powered pool bar & grill setup AFTER they started drinking!:icon4:
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/5347/2724uz3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Yeah, 'cause THAT's (http://www.darwinawards.com/) how they roll... :biatch:
njohnson747 01-10-08, 04:05 PM Look how pleased that silly fooker is leaning back against the pool wall. Why is he happy - because they got the power strip to float on flip-flops? I mean hell - with their logic why not just let it set underwater!:thinking:
This picture highlights profound stupidty that BEGS for a follow up pic of three crispy-fried dumbass pool drunks. If this isn't Darwin's natural selection process at work in the modern world I don't know what is.
ok Foo's Plug dat mofugger in! Fire up that foreman grill or skillit or whatever it is n make me a sammich!
cleaning out the gene POOL.......get it...
you have to admit, being able to cook in the middle of the pool is pretty neat!
moonman 01-11-08, 12:10 AM Arlo just got nominated to make to pool sammiches. Mrs. pile is not off the hook, she just does not need to bring them to the pool. I love me some sammiches...
FauxReal 01-11-08, 03:01 AM Holy F*(#! These guys are asking for it. Buy yourselves a damn 30ft heavy duty extension cable, or better yet a goddamn mini propane grill for $25.
moonman 01-11-08, 04:03 AM ^^^Or perhaps you can live without cooking in the pool?
mAVERICK1 01-11-08, 04:22 AM Makes you wonder if the human race evolved by mistake when you see this pack of fV<kwit$ running the show.
Atomicoxygas 01-11-08, 04:38 AM looks fairly safe to me...they are missing a tv set.
dat dood manage only to tan his forearm, maybe he is lookin for a way to tan the rest of his body.
pvtpile 01-11-08, 05:49 AM I want to see the video of them doing the 60hz funky chicken
melvindoo 01-12-08, 02:14 PM Fools:wtf:
uglytruckling 01-13-08, 06:06 AM I think I might be related to those guys.. lol
Jantheman 01-13-08, 04:19 PM Electrons are stupid,guys. They are just like us. We are always looking for pussy. They are always looking for ground. If you are in their way they go through you. No questions asked. Then, to top it off, Alternating Current is even worse, running forward and back. No doubt they never, ever thought of that. Must be the beer talking. Agreed Mawk, only these guys are from the shallow end of the gene pool. What were they thinking? It should be BBQ poolside, not in pool grilling. These guys are nuts.
moonman 01-14-08, 02:44 AM Jantheman, they are not from the shallow end of the gene pool. I think you can only classify where they come from as a puddle.
MostlyHarmless 01-14-08, 04:13 AM I always thought it'd b cool to have a waterproof laptop mounted to a styrofoam floatie and connect to the net in the hot tub. Of course I'd never be the first person to try it... I find slinkies (not much practical use, but fun to watch fall down stairs people) for THAT guinea pig job :P
njohnson747 01-14-08, 10:12 PM Hooray! Hooray! This is the first time since I became a Noobster in October 2006 that one of my threads cracked into the "Hot Topics" list on the Noobsters Front Page. Finally!
Who would have thunk it: after thousands of posts I hit the Hot Topics list with a random pic of some dumbass drunks trying their best to electrocute themselves.:icon_cheesygrin:
Uncle_Max 01-16-08, 01:26 AM AND, to get in the Top 30 "Most thanked posts" list, you only need 28 or 29 THX2U, so you're almost on there as well. Whoever hasn't thanked this post yet damn well better do it!
Where's the second picture? Where they vomit is coming out of there mouth and what little bit of hair they have is sticking up.
Jantheman 01-19-08, 05:27 PM Jantheman, they are not from the shallow end of the gene pool. I think you can only classify where they come from as a puddle.Puddle, LOL, indeed. Can't wait for the shocking truth. "Hey guys, watch this".
MR.Large 05-27-08, 06:56 AM hope it's on a gfi
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