When is Britney going to Die?

death by media....anyone got vegas line on it? hahaha
http://www.whenisbritneygoingtodie.com/

Personally, I think her behavior is guaranteeing that she will stay alive for a very very long while. Don't sloppy druggie female celebrities usually live pretty long? Courtney love is the first example to come to mind. Who thought she'd still be alive? Pamela Anderson, Tara Reid, Drew Barrymore, all should have died already. I'm gonna bet that she lives long enough that getting a PS3 is as lame as somebody giving me a Colecovision right now.

Plus, her name is an anagram for "Presbyterians", so maybe that's helping her not die somehow.

I'm gonna bet that she lives long enough that getting a PS3 is as lame as somebody giving me a Colecovision right now.

Hey now, don't go dragging Colecovision into this! I used to have one of those remote-control-with-a-mushroom-on-it for a controller badasses. And comparing it in anyway to that druggie slut is insulting! Harumph!

would you prefer I went with Intellivision?

At any rate, the PS3 will make a brilliantly stylish doorstop 30 or 40 years from now.

When is Britney going to Die?

Not soon enough!

News Flash (if you haven't figured it out already:

BRITNEY SPEARS IS MENTALLY ILL

Prisons and graveyards are wall-to-wall with the untreated mentally ill. That’s a fact that no one wants to talk about. Britney Spears is in a dead pool now? It's a cruel reality.

She's in the hospital as I write this now. The cameras will be waiting for her when she comes out, no doubt. Everyone in the paparazzi pool wants the kill shot. They hounded a much healthier Princes Diana to death and snapped away with their flashbulbs as she said her dying words in that Paris tunnel car wreck. Death by media. Hey, there is big money in getting The Last Photograph.

"She's nuts!" That's absolutely right. And she's a goner too. It's too bad we're in the Stone Age of Psychiatric Medicine or maybe she could be helped. Who knows - maybe she still can. But that's my guess. She's mentally ill, out of control for no reason anyone will ever be able to figure out even after she's dead.


Sick in the Head
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4208/mentallyill1ot0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

what the hell happened to her? she's out of her mind!