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Sperm whale came inside mouth...of Tampa Bay (and wasn't spit back into the sea)

njohnson747
01-06-08, 09:19 AM
How's this for an opening line of a legitimate news story, eh?

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3084/0812175620beachedwhaledg5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

New information has been released regarding the sperm whale that came in the mouth of Tampa Bay over the weekend.:sperm:

Veterinarians euthanized the sick animal Tuesday. Biologists with Florida Fish and Wildlife helped and examined the sperm whale carcass at Fort De Soto Park.

Preliminary necropsy findings indicate the whale was emaciated and suffered from chronic illness.

The animal was likely an older female, approximately 30 feet in length.

Sperm whales are present year-round in deep water areas of the Gulf of Mexico. Typically, healthy sperm whales are not found near shore.

In the past 10 years, three other sperm whales stranded themselves on Florida’s west coast.:spermandegg_t:


source (http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=2f562c58-b2b6-4ebb-b628-714214186906&rss=794)

silverdooty
01-06-08, 08:21 PM
all i saw on the frontpage was

Sperm whale came inside...
njohnson747

Atomicoxygas
01-06-08, 08:24 PM
^^....yea, i read exactly the same way. ROTFLMAO!!!

njohnson747.....ur funny!

Mojo
01-06-08, 09:20 PM
all i saw on the frontpage was

Sperm whale came inside...
njohnson747

:icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin::icon_cheesygrin :

Uncle_Max
01-07-08, 06:38 AM
Hey baby, what say we play Sperm whale and Tampa Bay tonight? :mwink:




You're the bay this time.

njohnson747
01-07-08, 01:39 PM
Hardy-fookin'-har you guys I guess I deserve some teasing you mofos. You got me.

majorhan
01-07-08, 02:02 PM
all i saw on the frontpage was

Sperm whale came inside...
njohnson747

th3n00b cant control himself whats new :biatch:

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