london_boy
01-05-08, 01:08 PM
Paddy's sister who was pregnant was involved in a terrible car accident
and
went into a deep coma.
After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and realises
she is no longer pregnant. Frantically she asks the doctor about the fate
of her baby.
The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins, a girl and a boy!! The babies
are fine now, but they were very poorly at birth and had to be christened
immediately. Your brother came in to the hospital and named them.'
The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother,
he's
a fecking clueless idiot!'
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, 'Well, what's my daughter's
name?'
Denise,' says the doctor.
The new mother is mightily relieved. 'Wow, that's a
beautiful name. I
guess I was wrong about my brother, I like Denise. And what's the boy's
name?'
'Denephew,' says the doctor.
:icon_biggrinn:
and
went into a deep coma.
After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and realises
she is no longer pregnant. Frantically she asks the doctor about the fate
of her baby.
The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins, a girl and a boy!! The babies
are fine now, but they were very poorly at birth and had to be christened
immediately. Your brother came in to the hospital and named them.'
The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother,
he's
a fecking clueless idiot!'
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, 'Well, what's my daughter's
name?'
Denise,' says the doctor.
The new mother is mightily relieved. 'Wow, that's a
beautiful name. I
guess I was wrong about my brother, I like Denise. And what's the boy's
name?'
'Denephew,' says the doctor.
:icon_biggrinn: