satman
01-21-06, 01:39 PM
So I chatted up one of the apartment complex secretary and it seems that my apartment may have fooked up wiring thats fooking up my internet, and hence is so fu##ing slow. So promised her gold, silver, diamonds and plutonium (actually 1 drink) if I can move into another apartment thats supposedly have a better connection. Another big reason is that I had a look at the place and its got two large bedrooms with walk in closets compared to the smaller ones of old and its sunnier.
So found two asshats (college kids) to take my place and I'm moving.....the easy part is ...most of my stuff is in storage so I don't have much to move ....and I don't need to pay anyone for moving whats there because I got these asshats (whom I convinced to help me out when i promised to show them some good joints around town). And yes, these kids are really asshats.....they had the option of taking the bigger nicer place but stuck to this instead cause its cheaper. Seems the buggers invested too much on thier cars so now they don't wanna pay much for a decent place to live....well, their loss.
So now, I'm supposed to be moving early today....but the fookers are nowhere to be seen. Probably both their cars are stuck somewhere in yesterdays blizzard and their digging it out....or their fooknig drunk and snoring their asses off... (and no, there are still minors....but I bet they got it somewhere).
Did'nt call any of my buddies because there was'nt that much stuff and I'm supposed to be out of here by the afternoon or gotta pay money outta my pocket to delay cleanup services !! ;angryfire
and to top it all off......spoke with a few of the neighbors and they all say the internet is shit throughout the place....so that reason for moving just went outta the picture.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RGH !!
And I'm still dry as a bone !!:gun:gun:gun;2guns;2guns
So found two asshats (college kids) to take my place and I'm moving.....the easy part is ...most of my stuff is in storage so I don't have much to move ....and I don't need to pay anyone for moving whats there because I got these asshats (whom I convinced to help me out when i promised to show them some good joints around town). And yes, these kids are really asshats.....they had the option of taking the bigger nicer place but stuck to this instead cause its cheaper. Seems the buggers invested too much on thier cars so now they don't wanna pay much for a decent place to live....well, their loss.
So now, I'm supposed to be moving early today....but the fookers are nowhere to be seen. Probably both their cars are stuck somewhere in yesterdays blizzard and their digging it out....or their fooknig drunk and snoring their asses off... (and no, there are still minors....but I bet they got it somewhere).
Did'nt call any of my buddies because there was'nt that much stuff and I'm supposed to be out of here by the afternoon or gotta pay money outta my pocket to delay cleanup services !! ;angryfire
and to top it all off......spoke with a few of the neighbors and they all say the internet is shit throughout the place....so that reason for moving just went outta the picture.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RGH !!
And I'm still dry as a bone !!:gun:gun:gun;2guns;2guns