safe masturbation?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/03/48_pics_102940.jpg

I like how the bottom of the package says "sold as novelty item only." So just in case somebody uses this and somehow gets somebody pregnant, they manufacturers are totally covered.

"the" manufacturers. Dammit!

Hey, there's no lube in there. Ow. Frickin' rubber burns on the mass driver unit would probably hurt like a BITCH!

Reminds me of the time my buddy who swore up and down that he did not masturbate one day said "I'd have to use two condoms while jerking off to her!" (some chick I forget who *shrug*)

Which than began the:

"You never know where your hands been. Might have jerked off millions of guys by now"

or

"have to be careful wouldn't want any little fingers running around!"

We never let him live it down :icon_peace: