anything for a million Dollars.

This guy will do (almost) anything for a million Dollars!:

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What is this all about!?
Well what can I say? I want a million dollars and God knows I am not going to make that on my own.
So I'm asking you, whomever you may be, to put up the cash.
What will I do for it?? Anything! That's right anything but these 3 Rules:
1. I will not do anything to cause permanent disfigurement to myself or others.
2. I will abide by the laws of the country the acts are held.
3. I will not cause harm, be it Physical or Mental to any other living creature or human.
Why Do I want to do this!? Well, it's simple! For a Million dollars of course! I could buy a house, pay off my debt, buy a round at the bar, invest it, help the people who have helped me... whatever! Doesn't matter, I just want a million.
Do I work? Yes. But come on people, how many of you are up to your knees in debt!!! I'm tired of it!
I'm a regular guy like you, your neighbor but you can call me Eric, or THE WAF
I work in extreme places in Antarctica and the Arctic and all that darkness may have affected me somehow. Tell your friends, alert the news, because The Waf is in town.
So! What do you say??? What would you want me to do for a million dollars?!

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Check this out smartass: I know how you can pay off all your personal debts big time and be a hero to the western world at the same time. You want $1 million? How about a US Government guarenteed $27 million dollars(!) for this particular gig and it won't even violate your high-minded code of ethics. You want to know what it is?

FIND OSAMA BIN LADEN!

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"The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to $25 million for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Usama Bin Laden. An additional $2 million is being offered through a program developed and funded by the Airline Pilots Association and the Air Transport Association."

WANTED FOR MURDER OF U.S. NATIONALS OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES; CONSPIRACY TO MURDER U.S. NATIONALS OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES; ATTACK ON A FEDERAL FACILITY RESULTING IN DEATH

Aliases: Usama Bin Muhammad Bin Ladin, Shaykh Usama Bin Ladin, the Prince, the Emir, Abu Abdallah, Mujahid Shaykh, Hajj, the Director

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth: 1957 Hair: Brown
Place of Birth: Saudi Arabia Eyes: Brown
Height: 6' 4" to 6' 6" Complexion: Olive
Weight: Approximately 160 pounds Sex: Male
Build: Thin Nationality: Saudi Arabian
Occupation: Unknown
Remarks: Bin Laden is the leader of a terrorist organization known as Al-Qaeda, "The Base". He is left-handed and walks with a cane.
Scars and Marks: None


CAUTION

USAMA BIN LADEN IS WANTED IN CONNECTION WITH THE AUGUST 7, 1998, BOMBINGS OF THE UNITED STATES EMBASSIES IN DAR ES SALAAM, TANZANIA, AND NAIROBI, KENYA. THESE ATTACKS KILLED OVER 200 PEOPLE. IN ADDITION, BIN LADEN IS A SUSPECT IN OTHER TERRORIST ATTACKS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.


CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL FBI OFFICE OR THE NEAREST U.S. EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.


source (http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/topten/fugitives/laden.htm)