Noobsters Romance Not!

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO NOOBSTER POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE
RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:





My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --
That is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes ......
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

Wish I could express how your looking so slick.
But your sisters way better,And she want's my Dick .^_^

Ur bossoms are joyous to behold
..but y r u so fugly!


well thats my best attempt...

Your breasts are so soft, supple, and succulent:
Its too bad you couldn't afford the full-body job.

Roses are red, violets are purple...
One look at you and I begin to burple.

Life is like a box of chocolate cherries
Only your life is always in the pits