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Noobsters > NOOB SANCTUARY > Off-topic > satman you brainiac answer this PDA satman you brainiac answer this foamy 01-19-06, 07:29 AM A man is lying dead on the road. There is broken glass, ice and a crushed lemon nearby. What happened? pvtpile 01-19-06, 07:30 AM Dropped his Corona. Lapping it up. satman 01-19-06, 07:39 AM a crushed lemon......thats wots confusing me here.....he might have slipped on the ice as he was walking with a bottle so he dies and bottle breaks .......but why is there a full lemon and why is the fooking lemon crushed ?...... hmmm...... satman 01-19-06, 07:41 AM okeeee......I googled it .....u feeker !! ...The lemon was his fooking car.....aaaaah !! satman 01-19-06, 07:43 AM its a guy !!:O_o satman 01-19-06, 07:47 AM Riddle me this ---> Two children find a strange dead man on the floor in the living room. They stare at him in shock and cry bitterly. How did he die? foamy 01-19-06, 07:47 AM you Really want the answer? satman 01-19-06, 07:51 AM U already have the source no doubt ..so someone else answer !! foamy 01-19-06, 07:52 AM nope there is no source, welll no logical one anyway :D foamy 01-19-06, 07:58 AM The man is a beekeeper, and a swarm of bees attack him en masse because they don't recognise his fragrance. (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/lateral.cgi) satman 01-19-06, 08:06 AM Q. Two children find a strange dead man on the floor in the living room. They stare at him in shock and cry bitterly. How did he die? A. Its Santa Claus. He broke his neck falling thru the chimey......the Children recognize who he is ...and threfore cry bitterly !!!	Your Ad Here