london_boy
10-04-07, 11:41 AM
A marriage broker goes to see Mr th3n00b, a cofirmed bachelor for many
years.
"Mr th3n00b, don't let it get too late. I have exactly the one you need.
You only have to say the word and you'll meet and be married in no time!"
says the marriage broker.
"Don't bother," replies Mr th3n00b, "I've two sisters at home, who look
after all my needs."
"That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill
the role of a wife."
"I said 'two sisters'.... I didn't say they were mine!"
:eatme:
years.
"Mr th3n00b, don't let it get too late. I have exactly the one you need.
You only have to say the word and you'll meet and be married in no time!"
says the marriage broker.
"Don't bother," replies Mr th3n00b, "I've two sisters at home, who look
after all my needs."
"That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill
the role of a wife."
"I said 'two sisters'.... I didn't say they were mine!"
:eatme: