london_boy
10-01-07, 06:47 PM
After being married for 34 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 34 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. However, every night I got to sleep with a hot 22-year-old girl."
"Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, a nice big king sized bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 56-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.""
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life
crises!
:angrywife:
"Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, a nice big king sized bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 56-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.""
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life
crises!
:angrywife: