Little Johnnie's

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.

Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family
was
invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little
Johnnie's Dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no
ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about
the
Baby's' missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the
smacking
of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie
looked
in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie."

Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands,
a
cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be f**ked if he needed
glasses".
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