Italian

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.



One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to

ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money

if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.



If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child

support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would

know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply

mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then

arrange for the child support payments to begin.



One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife

obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and

fainted.

On the card was written:



'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.



Three with meatballs, two without.



'Send extra sauce.'

:icon_dizzy: