Hello people on cumputer

Am paedobob. Please to aquaintance. Many tidings.

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Win!!!

^^With judgement having been both passed and duly noted above I say welcomm too you as well and glad tidings arre allways nice to have but not so nice tho as a bra you make yourself with no help.

Piece,

njohnson

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Sirs/Madams,

I wish to introduce my good self as paedobob. The elder son of
Alex Douglas of Zimbabwe. This might be a surprise to you on how I got
your contact address, I got your contact through internetwork line. I
was convinced to solicit for your assistance after much prayers. I am
interested in doing business with you, particularly in joint venture
in
your country on lucrative business.

During the current war against the farmers in Zimbabwe from the support
of our President ROBERT MUGABE to claim all the white and black farms
in our country, so he ordered all the white and black farmers to
surrender all their farms to his party members and his followers, and
my
father is one of the best farmers in our country, because he did not
support his idea and his supporters invaded my father's farm and burnt
everything in the farm and killed my father and confiscated all his
investment.

After the death of my father, I decided to move out of Zimbabwe because
my life is still in danger, with the money, my father kept in his
hidden safe in my mother's house, since he does not have any account
with
any bank due to illiteracy but was successful in farm production. The
amount contained in the safe is US$6 million(Six Million United States
Dollars). and I decided to move with the money through diplomatic
means
and I am currently forced to seek a political asylum as refugee.
I brilliantly transferred and deposited it with a Security and Finance
Company here in Johannesburg,Republic of South Africa, meanwhile I was
advised by a banker who had agreed to help in the depositing and
transferring of this fund to seek for a reliable foriegn partner who
is going
to assist me in the opening of a non-resident account here which he
advised is the best possible way of transferring this fund because of
my
political status, He said it will be more safety pending when I get
reliable some body that will assist receive the fund in his foreign
safe
account and at the same time give me light of investment,based on
business idea/knowledge you may have.

However my aim of contacting you is to help me look for a profitable
investment overseas. As a result of my present status and as a refugee
I
will not be able to conclude this transaction alone. If you are
interested in helping me out, try and contact me immediately with the
above
fax number or e-mail address and call me also on the phone number
indicating your interest to help me. I will then furnish you with more
details.

I have mutually agreed to compensate you with 10% which is your share
for assistance, and 5% for any expenses that may incure in the course
of
the transaction. Then the remaining 85% will be for me and my family,
which you will help us to invest in your country. Be informed that
this
transaction need atmost trust and confidentiality and will only take
about 2-3 working days to be concluded, note also that this
transaction
attract no risk on your side hence all the modalities is safe, smooth
successful transaction has been arranged by me and the banker who will
assist us in this business. I also look forward to establish a good
relationship with you. ON your replying, i need your personal
TELEPHONE AND
FAX NUMBERS for easy communication, VERY IMPORTANT.

BEST REGARDS

paedobob

Dude, I'm in. Seriously, whatever you need. I'm here.

a schizophrenic crack head :blowingup:

^ Should fit into the unstable puzzle which we compose. Bob, I'd be happy to offer you my SSN and mother's maiden name if it would aid you in any way.

Bhahaha! wtf is that ? You Bobylicious !! :rotflmao:
Smelling some fun cuming around :-)
Welcome !

Are u of any relation to Peter File?

damnm.......th3noob's long lost twin?

welcome dude!

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Ticket to hell please, first class, window seat. Oh, and an extra pack of those peanuts too.

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Ticket to hell please, first class, window seat. Oh, and an extra pack of those peanuts too.

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Rofwlmfao ! Good one Brimur ! :muff: :f-beer2:

Nice retort, Brimur. Very well played!

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Ticket to hell please, first class, window seat. Oh, and an extra pack of those peanuts too.

That is funny.

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Way too funny.