Talk about Luck??

Fook me!! This year must have been my worst ever.. and it's STILL only June

Story so far

1 Sister dies in front of my eyes
2 Aunty dies a day after the funeral (aint seen her for nearly 20 years before that)
3 My (eldery) mother falls over playing football with my nephews and breaks her arm
4 I fall off my mountain bike at high speed going down a serious decent, fracture collar bone break 2 ribs
5 Play a pub game of rugby for charity, I break a rib of the opposing captain (a girl)
6 Wife goes into hospital for standard ladies bits, spends a month in there (nothing life threatening, just bits in the wrong place)
7 Spend last month looking after kids, working, shopping and going to hospital (AGAIN!!)
8 .............

I feel like I'm that EdTV film.. wtf is gonna happen next? Personally I favour some sort of bizarre vacuum hoover incedent involving chopped lambs liver, sticks, green paint and a small mexican bandit called Juan

Anyway, keep watching and dont talk to me too long, you might end up with a starring role

Damn dude! post pics? :D

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/i-want-you-inside-me.png

Damn dude. Tuff luck. Sound like you could use an ice cold pint and a fat spliff. It sucks that we all have our really fucked up years.....

dont worry dude .. things should be fine soon...

the light at the end of the tunnel is not an on-coming train!!!!!

Personally I favour some sort of bizarre vacuum hoover incedent involving chopped lambs liver, sticks, green paint and a small mexican bandit called Juan...

You don't want to go down that path, believe me, you don't...:fly:

Hope all starts to go better soon....if not there is always :gunner:

Was gonna invite Jod up for a break along the bonnie banks...

The dog heard me talkin bout his bad luck.......

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb124/caterday/do-not-want-dog.jpg

n as for the cat....

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb124/caterday/doooooom-you-know-its-coming.jpg



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Shit Joddy, sry dude, thats just fooked up. But look on da bright side thing will balance itself out, so u might wanna get those lotto tickets just incase they do

Yeah, the lotto is the way to go, gotta go the other way for ya soon!

Lotto tickets you say???

With my run of luck at present I'd win, turn up to receive my cheque for 34 million only to be told by my bank that they dont accept large cardboard cheques...

Oh and " your custom is no longer welcome"

Ah Jod doll.. Ken whit ya mean bud...

It has been a shit year...

Ma lad.. thats ghey.. was blootered in January.. fer bein ghey.. Lumps,, bumps.. n stookies..

Me sis's bloke went to a party.. got mad jaggered... deed... culpable homicide...

Oldest sis.. a week later.. Pneumonia.. on vents n pipes n.. eventually made it.. just...

Oldest Bro.. Diagnosed .. Cancer of the larynx.. chunx cut out n just learnin tae talk through a machine... Got a few months...

Youngest that lives wi his dad... Dad went to Iraq just as his exams came up... missed four important ones.. might no seem important but that is the most important one really....

Lucky white heather onybiddy...

lol...

Yi widnae happen tae be a scorpio byraway bud widyi... lol

The Lottery...



Aye right... If ah won... I've nae where tae put it cept under ma bed...

I tried to take my bank fer all them unfair charges... amounted to about £3.400

I dont have a fkn bank account any more...n they wanted me overdraft back IMMEDIATELY...

Had a fkn laugh cos I didnae use it....:-)

Lucky white heather...

Fk it... I'm alive n they canny get blood...

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Yi remember that song... by Alex Harvey...

NEXT....

NEXT...


Not detractin from yer OP doll..

Commiseratin at the shite life churns sometimes...


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Myggz, we should write a book, bet noone would believe it

JEEZE myggz....you KILLED somebody?