What Is A Noob?

I have become so immersed in the Dark Side of Noobsters...
There are many things I think I have forgotten...
Is there any other life other than the Vault?
What Is a Noob? Are they Playthings for our Jaded Depravity?

I remember someone was going to bring Beer and Pizza...
But that seems like a Dream, a Hideous Dream...
We could try and get a message for help out...
But pushing a scribbled message through a crack has so many Awful Meanings in the Vault...:fly:

I tried to leave, but my feet are stuck to the floor

I tried to leave, but my feet are stuck to the floor

I think the Vault has it's own Exterminating Angel...:fly:

Hello. My name is JahSun, and I am a Noob. For me, it started in October of last year. At first, it was something just of interest for me. Then over time, the urge grew and grew. Once I got a real taste of it, I just couldn't go back. My addiction to Noobsters drives me crazy sometimes, so crazy I can hardly contain myself. Now, it's a daily ordeal for me. I want it. I need it. I've got to have it. It completes me. I am the yin, and Noobters is the yang. Forget heroin. Noobsters.com is my drug of choice. My name is JahSun, and I am a Noob.

a noob to me

for what is a noob?

a noob to me is the heel of a loaf, for the crust on any plain slice is not enough

a noob to me is the wounded soldier on the next mourn, is this the death deserving or victory gloating

a noob to me is that fatchick at the end of the bar, yea i know it's noon - if i don't take her now mawk will

a noob to me is a steel flagpole on the first frost

a noob to me last mat shot of the night

so if you're looking for cupcakes you're in the wrong fucking place:nutkick:

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I am a Noob and I want to become lost in this depraved stuff you all talk about.

I am a Noob and I want to become lost in this depraved stuff you all talk about.

One day, Grasshopper, one day...
Ride out the Pwnage...:fly:

I am a Noob and I want to become lost in this depraved stuff you all talk about.


Send Han some money or a redhead hoe and you'll be in like flint

I am a Noob and I want to become lost in this depraved stuff you all talk about.

Don't angry the Mods and you eill have a whale of a time here!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/v/Y2Tt8BcCpXs

A Noob Is A Rare And Sexy Beastlie Creature Often Found Playing D&d Living In Mothers Basement Eating Stew.

Now Move Along.

I have.. in other places.. been named Noob....
Consternation results at my joy...

:)

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