Condoms

A Man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are
these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.

Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in
health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,

"Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high
school boys,

ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12
pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married
men.

ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...................December"

Funny As HELL But true !

Hahaha!!!!!!!

And after you've been married 5 years, you go down to the six-pack, then to the 3 after 10 years of marital piss.

And after you've been married 5 years, you go down to the six-pack, then to the 3 after 10 years of marital piss.

Time to get something on the side ! Been married three times they all dried up !

Time to get something on the side ! Been married three times they all dried up !

Hmmm wouldn't be something that YOU didn't do by chance.
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Now that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!:fly: