Rant!!!

LET'S RANT LETS JUST SAY ANYTHING WE FEEL LIKE SAYING EXPRESS YOURSELVES!!!!! LETS RANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1:bonghit:

I'm sick of ranting, nothing pisses me more than my rants...
Be a good disturbed_boi, don't encourage me...
It's bad for my Heart, Knees, Liver, Kidneys, Nose, Lips and Arse...:fly:

Welcome to the Madness...:fly:

There Is A Reason For The Name I Am Disturbed!!!!!!!!!! Well I Guess Someone Has Done This Before Right. Oh Well If You Want To Join Cool If You Dont Oh Well!

I Guess I Just Want To Get To Know You Guys Like By Saying The First Thing That Comes To Mind And Posting It Here.

Are you disturbed in that you want to kick a Viola down your street?
Or have you lost your Fountain Pen and can't write your Angst down?
I reckon you write it all down and then burn it...
So indicative of one who resides in Warrington, Or happen the Isle of Sheppey...:fly:

Don't give into Dark Thoughts, Hyperx will soon make you wish you had not been born...:rotflmao:

I hate muesli!
Its Like rubbing the moist sawdust from a lumber mill betweeen your teeth,,,

I hate muesli!
Its Like rubbing the moist sawdust from a lumber mill betweeen your teeth,,,

:drool:

:fly:

Do you REALLY want I express myself ? Ho man ! Have you ever knocked at hell's doors ?

I hate muesli!
Its Like rubbing the moist sawdust from a lumber mill betweeen your teeth,,,

I want to know how you know the comparison?

visions of foamy in Golem guise rubbing various sawdust(s) into his gums

"Oooh, I'm getting galloping whiffs of boil-in-the-bag Sheperd's Pie <--use Jilly Goolden voice

All right...!!!:newburn: :newburn: :newburn: :newburn:
Rant-o-rama: Borders are wide open; Our leaders are not responsible; Minimum wage sucks ass; Welathiest country in the world has no universal health, dental, or life insurance; USA major business partner is a fucking communist country; pedo's are on the rise in the US; Quality of education is the lowest ever; Rich peeps are paying the lowest taxes in history; My barber can't ever get my haircut right; Our boss at work is so cheap; Drugs are illegal; My sister married an asshole; We sell food and drinks which are so unhealthy a fly won't eat it; 9/11 is a joke; Bush is an idiot; Popular vote doesn't count, only electorial votes for President, 3/5 rule at its finest; I have no frigging car; There are no recovery centers for alcohol/drugs in the county except for prison; Baby boomers are dumb asses; Illegal immigrants should be shot; Nutrionist are no covered by health insurance; etc, etc...........
.....wow, all that is less than 4 mins....hmmmm

...........ok I feel better now.

I have a rant that is manifesting itself , much like a boil on my ass..it is growing larger and will spew it's ilk soon....I will give you a tease of it's contents....it deals with posting shit and getting no comments......

coming soon to a PC near you!

You know what sucks? Mothers day commercials. I swear to god, if there was ever an utterly useless holiday, it has GOT to be mothers day. Mothers day is nothing more than an excuse for all the fat gawd damned lazy bastards out there who don't give a flying F(ck about their mothers, or the mother of their hellspawn kids, to score just enough point with a stupid fucking hallmark piece of shit card, so they can feel good about being the cum stain douche bags they are the rest of the year. Mothers day. Stupid. REAL stupid.

Now add to this the commercials that play for the two months leading up to this alleged holiday. "Show her you REALLY care." "Buy her this ridiculous piece of shit jewel to let her know what you think of her." If you have to buy your mother a trinket in order to "show her how much you care," you are a waste of flesh that could be better used making my skin suit for next holloween. Enjoy getting suckered into spending another grand on something that really doesn't matter two shits to you or the person you're giving it to.

You know what sucks? Mothers day commercials. I swear to god, if there was ever an utterly useless holiday, it has GOT to be mothers day. Mothers day is nothing more than an excuse for all the fat gawd damned lazy bastards out there who don't give a flying F(ck about their mothers, or the mother of their hellspawn kids, to score just enough point with a stupid fucking hallmark piece of shit card, so they can feel good about being the cum stain douche bags they are the rest of the year. Mothers day. Stupid. REAL stupid.

Now add to this the commercials that play for the two months leading up to this alleged holiday. "Show her you REALLY care." "Buy her this ridiculous piece of shit jewel to let her know what you think of her." If you have to buy your mother a trinket in order to "show her how much you care," you are a waste of flesh that could be better used making my skin suit for next holloween. Enjoy getting suckered into spending another grand on something that really doesn't matter two shits to you or the person you're giving it to.

Dude... Valentines Day!!! Like I have to wait till feb the 14th to tell my wife (and mistresses) I love her(them).

Oooh and to show how much I love you I will book a £300 table at a restaurant that usually charges £50, oh and the food will be worse than ever cos they are "busy". But wait I bought some dead things that once were plants that have been sprayed with more shit than a french cereal crop and these symbolise how I feel about you.

I mean ffs, if you love someone, tell em every day and fook going out for an expensive meal, learn to cook and show of yer culinary skills and go plant a tree with yer partner, they will think yer a "Greenie" and blow you where you stand

.... if there was ever an utterly useless holiday....

Mothers day is a holiday in the US? Lucky buggers.

I have a rant that is manifesting itself , much like a boil on my ass..it is growing larger and will spew it's ilk soon....I will give you a tease of it's contents....it deals with posting shit and getting no comments......

Or having a failure on mouse button > http://www.noobsters.com/forum/easyaction/buttons/post_thanks.png

So a m8 ask me to sort out his pc cos it wasnt booting, found out that it was the PSU. Replaced some of da basic plugs to da mobo wid my own PSU. Got happy cos it was working. Screwed it in, plug rest of da shits in, pressed on button. Loud beeping, flashy screeny saying graphic card no enuff power crap. Unplug gfx card, reboot. Nothing working again. Diagnosis, my PSU is fooked as well now. Not happy! ..... *deep breath* and.....*relax*.......*farts*.....oops too relaxed.

^oooh been there, I bet the first comment was along the lines of "ooh you know about computers"

Thing is it gets personal after a while.... I WILL FIX YER COMPUTER

So now gonna have to replace that gfx card, dont want another fooked PSU wen i plug it in. They're cheap anyway. Still down a PSU tho.......and *exhale* ....*farts*......*poo*..

Yeah, everyones comes to me if they have pc probs. Shud rename my house to PCworld.

Never EVER say.. I know about pooters...

(sigh)

My rant...

Those fkrs who post asking what other peeps rants are without posting a rant about fk all themselves..


mutter.. grumble.. spit...


Bolt ya nugget... !!

mangez la merde et mourez !!!

mangez la merde et mourez !!!

"Creve, mange merde" would be more appropriate (& "politically" correct !) ;)

's ok satman, I know what you meant to say :D

There Is A Reason For The Name I Am Disturbed!!!!!!!!!! Well I Guess Someone Has Done This Before Right. Oh Well If You Want To Join Cool If You Dont Oh Well!

I Guess I Just Want To Get To Know You Guys Like By Saying The First Thing That Comes To Mind And Posting It Here.

I hate how you've capitalized every word in the sentence.

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LET'S RANT LETS JUST SAY ANYTHING WE FEEL LIKE SAYING EXPRESS YOURSELVES!!!!! LETS RANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1:bonghit:

I should dig up some of the ancient archives, show this kid what a real rant is about....

Or maybe I'll just get effort and a few beers in me tomorrow, and show him what being a rambling maniac is all about.:whogivesafuk:

I'd love to see some of the archives. Been a while eh?

Driving to the fucking music store two hours before the gig, dropping around $10/set for new strings, putting em on before the show and getting barely through the first set and "snap", busting one. What strange karma is it that I can use the same gunky strings for 6 months at home, practicing and whatnot, but new strings last about 40 minutes when playing in front of a paying audience.

Just think, Blackspy, that crap used to happen to huge bands like Metallica during their start, and look where the bastards are now. You could be them in the future, just without the whole suing the entire intarwebs thing.