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Dam Birds , Dam Illegal's

DWHEADSTONE
05-08-07, 08:55 PM
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it
with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage
of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then
the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on
the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of
the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me
even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds
were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and
screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill
it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on
my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three
days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard
was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one demanding
their rights to a free meal.

Now lets see...our government gives out free food, subsidized
housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegal's came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free
services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6
hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: you child's 2nd grade
class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't
speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to
press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving
flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the
streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

Hyperx
05-08-07, 10:32 PM
thats a goddamn good analogy, thank you !!!

beast
05-08-07, 10:33 PM
Dude, you could of at least included a source (http://opntalk.blogspot.com/search/label/Bird%20Feeder%20for%20Real) :D
Anyways, as long as the USA is a capitalist society cheap labor will always be welcomed...legal or illegal. Money-lovers don't see legal or illegal...they see money.:yt:
As a side note, they should probably take down that bird feeder for all of the "legal" citizens that abuse the system as well, no free-loaders period...

DWHEADSTONE
05-08-07, 11:07 PM
Dude, you could of at least included a source (http://www.noobsters.com/forum/redirector.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fopntalk.blogspot.c om%2Fsearch%2Flabel%2FBird%2520Feeder%2520for%2520 Real) :D
Anyways, as long as the USA is a capitalist society cheap labor will always be welcomed...legal or illegal. Money-lovers don't see legal or illegal...they see money.:yt:
As a side note, they should probably take down that bird feeder for all of the "legal" citizens that abuse the system as well, no free-loaders period...

I did not have the source ,I received it in a e-mail . If you can teach me how to find the source.
As you say
They should take down the bird feeder for all" LEGAL" citizens that abuse the system ! Make them all take drug test. Legal and illegal if your dirty ,to bad so sad.

beast
05-08-07, 11:44 PM
I did not have the source ,I received it in a e-mail . If you can teach me how to find the source.
I thought you were just quoting off that site. GOOGLE bro! it finds everything (pretty much). I'm personally wary of "mouthpieces" maybe it's just the cynic in me...

th3n00b
05-09-07, 12:01 AM
Yeah, I think we need to probably stop the leak, i.e. legal citizens abusing the system, rather than just continue "mopping up." Kicking out illegals won't solve any problems. We need to fix the process then get the rest in line.

Good post. Good analogy. When you get emails like this, just select a block of text, put quotes around it and paste it into google. Chances are usually pretty good you'll be able to find the source of the article.

silverdooty
05-09-07, 03:12 AM
the problem is some people just can't figure out what type of feeder to put out. i put out hummingbird feeders every year. i get a few hundred birds. i spend about fifty bucks on sugar over the summer. end of summer the birds leave. these birds have very little loyalty. if i forget to feed them, they leave. occasionally you get shit on, but its just sugar water.

boy do i like Hummers

Hyperx
05-09-07, 03:21 AM
Several million of these perhaps?

http://media.nasaexplores.com/03-020/landmine2.jpg

philemmons
05-09-07, 08:27 AM
BB gun to control the bird population. Shoot them right off the feeder....BUHAHAHAHAHA. Move to feeder away from the poarch near the neighbors fence....hehe.


HYPERX FOR PRESIDENT 2008

che
05-09-07, 07:45 PM
Delicious !!!
But don't complain, I live "IN" a birds feeder !! with many many species around ! LOL !

HYPERX FOR PRESIDENT 2008

Too late ! Have to wait for 2012 :-) or less..... perhaps ;)

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