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Man cuts off penis in restaurant

jod
04-24-07, 03:47 PM
Food must have been shit I guess /shrug


Man cuts off penis in restaurant
Zizzi on The Strand
The man tried to gain access to the kitchen
A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.

Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.


The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin
Zizzi spokeswoman

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.

She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."

She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."

Source (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm)

th3n00b
04-24-07, 04:06 PM
Well, good morning internet.

jod
04-24-07, 04:14 PM
I'm going to suggest the coq au vain was poor quality before someone else does

njohnson747
04-24-07, 04:30 PM
On the menu today is the John Wayne Bobbit special: Frank & Beans.

Atomicoxygas
04-25-07, 01:26 AM
wow ....talk about craving for hot-dogs

silverdooty
04-25-07, 02:40 AM
dim sum anyone???

JahSun
04-25-07, 03:03 AM
Maybe he just had the urge to eat cock......... his own.....

MostlyHarmless
04-25-07, 07:25 AM
CS Gas? Is that Capsaicin (yeah, I know I spelled it wrong) Gas? As in Pepper Spray?

Myggz
04-25-07, 03:38 PM
Just can't get a meal in peace these days.. mutter.. grumble...

Eiger
04-25-07, 04:38 PM
CS is tear gas, not pepper spray

che
04-26-07, 07:21 PM
Zizzi=Zizi ? a coincidence ?

skywalker
04-26-07, 09:19 PM
Ok..nobody want's to say it,I will..."STUPID FUCK"

Myggz
04-27-07, 12:20 AM
Makes ya wonder innit... I blames it all on the additives in food... Fuckspud musta had one portion too may of that radioactive multicoloured starter on the menu....

....

jod
04-27-07, 12:27 AM
FOOOKIN lololol @ fuckspud

Myggz
04-27-07, 12:35 AM
lol... There's a lot o' them about... ;-)

jod
04-27-07, 12:44 AM
more than you think, I work for a pretty high level company and the amount of pond life I have to deal with is stunning.

IF THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE PRINTED IN DUPLEX.. READ BOTH SIDES YA MIDDEN

FauxReal
04-27-07, 10:52 PM
Hmmm, I wonder if there's any chance this guy was crazy?

P.S. CS Gas http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cs_gas

Myggz
04-28-07, 12:54 AM
more than you think, I work for a pretty high level company and the amount of pond life I have to deal with is stunning.

IF THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE PRINTED IN DUPLEX.. READ BOTH SIDES YA MIDDEN

MIDDEN...

Just climbed back ontae ma chair after hehawin aff it...


(imagination ran riot knowin it was an Ingerlish thaaang... lol..)

jod
04-28-07, 05:25 PM
awww you said cowp the other day, yer still 3 points up

Myggz
04-29-07, 01:34 AM
hard tae post while heehawin.. :)

Shutin up afore this posts turn intae mair obscure than Pookas... (wink)

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