need yer help

Hi Guy's & Gals, I need a good desktop publishing prg & need it like now ;-) so if any of ya can help I will owe ye a nice pint of Guinness ;-)

Guinness first program later....no fronts :)

Hahahahaha need prg like yesterday ;-) so if ya have a copy or know where I can get it pls let me know ;-)

2 words....bittorrent adobe

Fuck that. Go download the trials and crack that shit! 500K a sec off the adobe website and 10 secs on your favorite crack site