Install more Hurtz?

So this chick in the shop wants me to help her with her computer. I say sure (first mistake). I should have run screaming when she told me she had 64MB of RAM huh

So first I want to make sure it will boot with the 256MB slice I brought in. Sure enough boots up just fine. Seems to run fine. FOR A COMPUTER WITH WINBLOWS ME!!!!!! I said I'd help get XP on it. Now I'm wondering if the computer will even meet the system requirements.

HP 6735 (http://h10025.www1.hp.com/ewfrf/wc/genericDocument?lc=en&cc=ae&docname=bph05973) 633MHZ Celeron. Oh crap...

Sigh...

It meets the requirements. So I tell her it's not going to be pretty but it will work. I tell her that we now measure processor speeds in GHZ and not MHZ.

She than asks me "Can you give me more Hurtz?" :f-rofl-k2: :nutkick: :f-rofl-k2:

so did u punch her in da face and asked if she needed anymore hurtz?:wazzup:

and that is what you get for talking to the damn broad in the first place! :rolleyes:

so did u punch her in da face and asked if she needed anymore hurtz?:wazzup:

I will not punch a woman no matter how retarded

So this chick in the shop wants me to help her with her computer. I say sure (first mistake). I should have run screaming when she told me she had 64MB of RAM huh

So first I want to make sure it will boot with the 256MB slice I brought in. Sure enough boots up just fine. Seems to run fine. FOR A COMPUTER WITH WINBLOWS ME!!!!!! I said I'd help get XP on it. Now I'm wondering if the computer will even meet the system requirements.

HP 6735 (http://h10025.www1.hp.com/ewfrf/wc/genericDocument?lc=en&cc=ae&docname=bph05973) 633MHZ Celeron. Oh crap...

Sigh...

It meets the requirements. So I tell her it's not going to be pretty but it will work. I tell her that we now measure processor speeds in GHZ and not MHZ.

She than asks me "Can you give me more Hurtz?" :f-rofl-k2: :nutkick: :f-rofl-k2:

If you can bump her up to 512 or better yet 768 it'll be fine. I ran xp pro on a celeron 500 w/ 512mb for years... hell i still got that computer but now it has debian linux on it.

I'm not going to go and buy it. Pulled it out of an old box in the garage. I have no doubt it will run I'm just amazed that an Avionics Technician can be this ignorant about computers

LOL!! that was funny ...... !!

if you think the Avionics tech was worse then you havent met some software engineers i work with. its a sad reality .....not Jon-reality btw ;)

Fauxreal has the right stuff. it will probably only take a max of 768mb and it sounds like a perfect linux server box.

so u spent have the morning checking out this woman's box? i think mrspile will wanna have a few words.....

....thinks that enuf stiring, my work here is done, i'll go now.

LOL!! that was funny ...... !!

if you think the Avionics tech was worse then you havent met some software engineers i work with. its a sad reality .....not Jon-reality btw ;)

I used to work with those. They were trying to put an office chair together. It was quite amuzing!

so u spent have the morning checking out this woman's box? i think mrspile will wanna have a few words.....

....thinks that enuf stiring, my work here is done, i'll go now.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

tkx for the laugh ! :)

Fauxreal has the right stuff

I always knew that n00b was a smart man... :icon_oyes: