Idiots

Some people make me want to piss blood all over their windshields. For those of you that don't know, I live in Oregon/SW Washington. It rains here. A hell of a lot. So you'd think that people here would be climatized to the weather by now right? RIGHT??? NO! Wrong!

I was driving yesterday, it was bright sunny weather I was doing about 75 MPH. All of a sudden, two rain drops hit my windshield....Oh crap I think. I know what's coming. I can see the brake lights start up ahead. No no no, this isn't happening. I hit the accelerator, determined to plow through this mess, not caring who or what stands in my way.

I hit the left shoulder of the I-5 at about 85 miles an hour. My icy hot stuntin acura fishtailing in the debris that litters our god forsaken highways. Kittens, old people, high school cheer leading squads thundered over my hood and I plowed through the vile mess that was a traffic jam accross 4 lanes of highway. I swerved to avoid the Family of four in the Dodge stratus doing 25 in the fast lane, realized my mistake, bakced up and shot them all in the face with my pepper spray of justice. I then continued on toward my destination.

I cracked a 40 oz of Old English just because I was commited to about 7 different felonies so far and it would be foolish to slow down now. The sprinkles turned into a brief shower and then abruptly cleared. I was able to turn the cruise control back on. I drove into the clear blue western sky, leaving a trail of fire and calamity in my wake.

I snapped back awake as a horn behind me blared letting me know that, "yes, it's okay to move forward half a car length now." Stupid, soul sucking traffic.

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/7859/bearclavpq3.jpg

we get 3 lanes at the most, so jams are understandable, but 5 lanes and ur still blocking them up?

on a lighter note, i love those fast lane hoggers that wont move over for anyone...



btw n00by, everything is smaller here, portions, roads, houses. Diet or spend more money for more...:D

Bunch of pantcrappers.

Not everyone was given the gift of intelligence. I actually find humor in you posting about other people's ignorance, lol.......

reminds me of when I lived in southern CA. God, the traffic was horrible.

Not everyone was given the gift of intelligence. I actually find humor in you posting about other people's ignorance, lol.......
how DARE you!

how DARE you!

With little to no respect for the consequences:icon_lalala:...

I currently live in Portland so I know what you're talking about. I've always felt that people in the SF/Bay Area know how to drive but don't give a f**k and people in Portland just never learned how to drive. I also find it crazy that they allow parking all the way up to the corner on streets with stop signs. There's always a delivery truck blocking the sign to make sure someone blows right through it.

Not everyone was given the gift of intelligence. I actually find humor in you posting about other people's ignorance, lol.......

dont laugh at him moonman, its offend his soft, sensitive nature:wazzup:

I use lotion for soft sensitive skin. sometimes for other things too but that is for another post...

This is what I want to do to traffic.

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/7759/lambzj9.jpg

I also can't stand people who don't utilize the middle turn lane. It's there for a reason. That reason is so I don't have an epileptic fit while combusting into a giant fireball from all the nerd rage at your monumental stupidity.

maybe u shud buy a moped instead of ploughing thru traffic wid ur monster truck, that way u can just nip in and out of spaces like a ballerining stealth ninja!

N00b took one too many trips to Southern California....

I'm gonna start calling th3n00b "sunshine"...

You are a hippy. I bet you think all of these assholes are using too much gasoline...

Bwahahahahaha

I selling my acura and buying a Stryker. That's all there is too it.