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The No Asshole Rule

che
04-14-07, 10:18 PM
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You have to like an author who has the testicles (or ovaries) to walk away from Harvard Business School Press because it wouldn’t let him use the word “asshole” in his title. (HBS Press also turned me down once, but I digress...)
Robert Sutton is the author who did this; he’s a professor at Stanford in the engineering school.
While I am not a big fan of profanity, “asshole” is the only word that delivers the proper connotative meaning in some situations, so forgive me for using it in this posting.

I have an early copy of Sutton’s book, The No Asshole Rule: Building a Civilized Workplace and Surviving One That Isn’t, and it’s the definitive guide to understanding, counteracting, and not becoming an asshole.
I am qualified to make this judgment because (a) I’ve been an asshole a few times and (b) been a victim of assholes more than a few times.

The first step is to recognize who is an asshole. Sutton’s blog cites one method. It’s called the Starbucks Test It goes like this:
If you hear someone at Starbucks order a “decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n’-Low and one NutraSweet,” you’re in the presence of an asshole.
It’s unlikely that this petty combination is necessary—the person ordering is trying to flex her power because she’s an asshole.

A second method is to use Suttons’s dirty-dozen list of everyday asshole actions:
to be continued.... (http://blog.guykawasaki.com/2006/10/you_have_to_lov.html)

View lesson :
Robert Sutton explains his tactic for avoiding disharmony in the workplace and offers helpful advice for dealing with oddball behavior. (http://www.50lessons.com/viewlesson.asp?l=392)

silverdooty
04-15-07, 03:13 AM
If you hear someone at Starbucks order a “decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n’-Low and one NutraSweet,” you’re in the presence of an asshole.
this is not an asshole.

at least once every couple of weeks i find one person to fire. they show up in the morning, i have them roll out all my tools and get all the lumber i'm going to use for the day. i make sure they have their saws and nailguns all rolled out and then i send them packing. anyone i see laughing at this is then on my shit list and gets to work with me for at least a week. i love the paranoia it creates. but boy do they work hard. i'm an asshole.

a guy that orders his coffee like that, well he's just a fag

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