I Snorted my Father [Archive]

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04-03-07, 10:56 PM

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Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.

In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

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Noobsters > Noobsters Forums > NOOB SANCTUARY > Funny Stuff > I Snorted my Father PDA I Snorted my Father mawk 04-03-07, 10:49 PM Keef! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070403/ap_en_mu/people_keith_richards;_ylt=Aly_VaEIrIIVaiFaSty2Xn7 MWM0F philemmons 04-03-07, 10:56 PM :smilieblow: Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME. "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive." Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84. Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him. "I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying. "I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky. "I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said. http://www.rollingstones.com/home.php beast 04-03-07, 11:08 PM :wtf: Jantheman 04-04-07, 01:21 AM Yes sir, Drugs are bad. End of story.PS and they are good for your skin, look at Keith's!!!! tamsnod27 04-04-07, 03:53 PM he has already had his spokesman say it was a joke, thank God! eddie_south 04-04-07, 05:36 PM :ttiwwp: philemmons 04-04-07, 06:45 PM he has already had his spokesman say it was a joke, thank God! right... he's trying to cover his ass. :smilieblow:	Your Ad Here