majorhan
04-02-07, 03:06 PM
Dear Diary:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....
"duh"..... bottles won't fit in typewriter ! ! !
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years !"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out !
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets ! ! !
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a
slope.
July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms ! ! !
August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm.....car swamped, because
top
was down.
September - Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is
"C".....isn't it ? ? ?
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven"
button on the phone ! ! !
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....
"duh"..... bottles won't fit in typewriter ! ! !
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years !"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out !
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets ! ! !
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a
slope.
July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms ! ! !
August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm.....car swamped, because
top
was down.
September - Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is
"C".....isn't it ? ? ?
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven"
button on the phone ! ! !