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[X] Miss Black Howard Stern

Hyperx
03-30-07, 02:22 AM
A GIRL WHO DOES IT ALL
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/p/p_11_74536.jpg Zubaydah, the second contestant, came into the studio and said she wanted to be Miss Black Howard http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/p/p_12_94383.jpgStern because she thought she “embodied” the show. Zubaydah went on to claim she was the first “super-model rapper,” and claimed her debut album sold 200 copies before adding she had bit parts in both “Click” and “Norbit.”

Howard proceeded to ask Zubaydah the following questions, and these were the responses she gave:

• When is it okay for a white person to use the n-word? Zubaydah replied she didn’t think anyone, regardless of skin color, should ever say the word.

• If your child was upset because someone called him or her the n-word, what would you say? Zubaydah answered that she’d tell her child that “words are only words.”

• If you had to choose one, would you make your skin lighter or darker? Zubaydah said she’d like to be “chocolater.”

• If you are named Miss Black Howard Stern, how would you give back to the community? Zubaydah said she’d be a role model and a “motivational person” to young girls.

• Name something you hate about white people. Zubaydah insisted she liked everyone, so she didn’t have an answer.

• What’s something white people don’t understand about black people? Zubaydah noted she thought white people were misinformed about the “culture and music” of black people.

• What do you like best about black people? Zubaydah went with the “history” of black people.

• What’s the hardest thing you have to deal with as a woman? Zubaydah’s response was “sexual advances.”

• What would you say if a white person told you and your friends to be quiet if you were talking loudly in a movie theater? Zubayday claimed she’d say, “No, you be quiet.”

http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/p/p_13_59506.jpg After Zubaydah performed two rap songs, Howard asked the judges what they thought of her. King then scored her an 8, Bintell a 10, Robin an 8.8, Artie a 9, Fred an 8 and Gary gave her an 8.
BLACK, BRITISH AND PROUD
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/p/p_14_74873.jpg The third woman, Dee, mentioned she was married and had a child, but had a girlfriend as well. Dee http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/p/p_15_63834.jpgwent on to say she was from England but now lived in Connecticut before commenting that her “ideal relationship” would http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/p/p_16_32311.jpg include her, her husband and another woman. However, while Dee was talking, Bintell began laughing and explained it was because of Dee’s hair.

Here are the questions Dee was given, along with her answers:

• If you could make your skin lighter or darker, which would you pick? Dee said she wouldn’t change anything about herself, but, if she had to choose, she’d go with “darker.”

• What’s the worst thing you’ve ever been called? Dee insisted she’d never been called a derogatory name, but added that, even if she had, she wouldn’t have taken the remark “to heart.”

• What are the first two contestants’ worst features? Dee said she didn’t judge people on their physical attributes, so she didn’t have an answer.

• What’s something white people don’t understand about black people? Dee didn’t have a reply.

• What’s something you hate about white people? Dee said “nothing” because she didn’t dislike anyone.

• Have you ever been with two men at once? Dee said she hadn’t, although she again brought up that she has been with a man and another woman at the same time on several occasions.

• Using your “ghetto accent,” why do you want to be Miss Black Howard Stern? Dee had difficulty “sounding black,” so she didn’t have an answer.

http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/p/p_17_15689.jpg Dee went on to demonstrate her talent, which was tying a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue. http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/p/p_18_43445.jpgFollowing that, King scored Dee a 2, Bintell a 7.5, Robin a 6, Artie, who said he didn’t think Miss Black Howard Stern should “sound like Heather Mills,” a 6.5, Gary a 9 and Fred a 7.
NOT AFRAID TO START SOME TROUBLE
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/p/p_19_74507.jpg Charlie was the final contestant, and she brought up – in a high-pitched voice which Bintell observed http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/p/p_20_82041.jpgmade her “sound white” – that she’s been with men and women, with her first lesbian experience http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/p/p_21_44470.jpg occurring when she was 9 years old. Charlie proceeded to call the other contestants “hookerish” before assuring Howard she was “cleaner” than they were. This led http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/p/p_22_40003.jpgto a shouting match between Charlie and the three other women, with insults about the cost of shoes, body hair and makeup on teeth flying.

http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/p/p_23_8949.jpg After Charlie sang a song and told the other women, “F’ y’all, I just want to http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/p/p_24_14372.jpgwin,” King scored her a 9, Bintell a 10, Robin a 10, Artie a 10, Fred a 9 and Gary gave her http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/p/p_25_91364.jpg a 10. Howard then announced that, without even looking at the tallies, Charlie http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/p/p_26_92201.jpgwas the winner of the contest, which caused her to start screaming and the other girls to start criticizing Charlie for being “too white” to be crowned Miss Black Howard Stern.



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Hyperx
03-30-07, 02:24 AM
This was an awesome show... the chick with the fro won, she has a great high pitched voice and was actually a pretty damn good singer, plus she ripped into the other girls causing a verbal cat fight....

she pimped her site of course, here it is...

http://charliesuperfly.com/

Hyperx
03-30-07, 02:26 AM
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j44/hyperiousx/charlie.jpg

Hyperx
03-30-07, 02:31 AM
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j44/hyperiousx/charlie2.jpg

njohnson747
03-30-07, 04:28 AM
:hitit1: A great rack and tremendous legs like that transcend all boundaries into pure hotness. I'd wear a jimmy hat but I'd hit it! :hitit1:

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