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th3 nOOb swiped 1,500 women's undies

philemmons
03-27-07, 04:32 PM
Police: Man swipes 93 lbs. of ladies' undies

PULLMAN, Washington (AP) -- A man was charged with theft and burglary after police said they found 93 pounds of women's panties, brassieres and other underwear at his home.

Investigators believe Garth M. Flaherty, 24, took as many as 1,500 undergarments from apartment complex laundry rooms before he was caught, police Cmdr. Chris Tennant said.

A man was seen taking underwear from two laundry rooms Saturday, a witness recorded his license number, and Flaherty was identified from photographs, Tennant said.

Police found enough underwear in his bedroom to fill five garbage bags, Tennant said.

"He said he had a problem," Tennant said.

Flaherty has been jailed on 12 counts of second-degree burglary and one of first-degree theft.

Police had previously received 12 reports of underwear thefts in the northeast part of town, where Washington State University is located.

"We were kind of concerned about how to match up bras and panties with victims," Tennant said. "Based on the unique descriptions from a couple of women, we can tie him to those thefts."

The underwear will be held as evidence until the case is resolved, after which their disposition is uncertain, Tennant said.

"Would you really want them back?" he asked. "I would say not."

satman
03-27-07, 05:57 PM
"He said he had a problem," Tennant said.


Oh, REALLY ?

Pooka
03-27-07, 06:02 PM
There's nothing wrong with a healthy perverted interest in women's undies...

:drool:

:fly:

che
03-27-07, 08:34 PM
There's nothing wrong with a healthy perverted interest in women's undies...


Until you start wearing them.......:-o

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Jantheman
03-27-07, 10:19 PM
Until you start wearing them.......:-o

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:A couple of pair OK but ninety three pounds??? What were you thinking? On second thought, only the old lady needs her underwear, not me.8)

th3n00b
03-27-07, 10:21 PM
I sewed them all together to make a pair of sweatpants that I could fit into when I go to the breakfast buffet.

philemmons
03-27-07, 11:55 PM
My 1st thought, th3 nOOb must be sewing together a hot air balloon.
http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/balloon.jpg

JahSun
03-28-07, 12:00 AM
http://business.gorge.net/zdkf/artworks/photoraid3.jpg

Hyperx
03-28-07, 02:37 AM
Only has value if they are soiled...

RedChevy79
03-28-07, 02:46 AM
Hyperx, you beat me to it...

I was wondering why he has stealing them from laundry facilities. By this point, they are most likely clean. If you are gonna go that route, just go to Wal-Mart and buy some for yourself.

"Everythings better with tuna" :)

Jantheman
03-28-07, 08:34 PM
My 1st thought, th3 nOOb must be sewing together a hot air balloon.
http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/balloon.jpg
That would be cool. All it needs now is a big NOOBSTERS.COM on the side. Talk about advertisement!

Jantheman
03-28-07, 08:36 PM
Only has value if they are soiled...I like her Hyperx . Who is she?

philemmons
03-28-07, 11:22 PM
I like her Hyperx . Who is she?

yea...btw....Who's the babe? new girlfriend? 8)

jod
03-28-07, 11:55 PM
girlfriend and HyperX in the same sentence and no mention of th3n00b... mmmhhnn.. another noobsters first

philemmons
03-29-07, 02:46 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Your killin' me over here!!!!

:lol:

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