Mojo
03-26-07, 10:24 PM
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This certainly looks like an office building doesn’t it. Apparently, it’s a five-star prison located in Styria, Austria.
If you look at these figures comparing crime in Austria and crime in the U.S. you’ll notice something odd: although the U.S. has higher crime rates in virtually every category (murder, forcible rape, robbery, aggravated assault, etc…) the Austrians triumph in one category: burglary. But why? Why is the rate of burglaries in Austria a whopping 40% higher than in the U.S.? I’ll tell you why: because Austrian minimum security prisons are awesome! If you’re in Austria, and have a working brain, you should be trying to get into one right now!
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/03/acor004.jpg
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/03/acor019.jpg
final note:
Prisoners who are recently married would be given honeymoon suites.
huh
This certainly looks like an office building doesn’t it. Apparently, it’s a five-star prison located in Styria, Austria.
If you look at these figures comparing crime in Austria and crime in the U.S. you’ll notice something odd: although the U.S. has higher crime rates in virtually every category (murder, forcible rape, robbery, aggravated assault, etc…) the Austrians triumph in one category: burglary. But why? Why is the rate of burglaries in Austria a whopping 40% higher than in the U.S.? I’ll tell you why: because Austrian minimum security prisons are awesome! If you’re in Austria, and have a working brain, you should be trying to get into one right now!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/03/acor002.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/03/acor004.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/03/acor005.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/03/acor006.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/03/acor007.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/03/acor008.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/03/acor009.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/03/acor010.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/03/acor012.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/03/acor013.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/03/acor014.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/03/acor015.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/03/acor016.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/03/acor017.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/03/acor019.jpg
final note:
Prisoners who are recently married would be given honeymoon suites.
huh