Yoohoo....

Having been shackled into doing that well womanly known chore.. "SPRING CLEANING..!!" Have spent the last coupla weeks tearing the homestead apart an with the aid of copious amounts ofcleaning solutions.. paint and the odd Black n Decker utensil, the homestead is now in early stages of "Clean n Tidy.."
However.. In the confusion I managed to misplace the keys to the aforementioned "shackles"..

Awoke this morning hearing.. "NOOBTERS CALLING.. " in the back of my mind.. I found myself shackled to my bed leg.. behind locked bedroom door.. .... ( remembers vaguely dreaming of Pirates of the Carribean with Cap'n Jack..... :-).. )

Anyway... Must find Key for shackle..

Ah... My Mobile Phone.. Slowly pressed each button on keypad until No 8 (TUV) Key of f# unlocked the shackles.. looked and looked until I saw... used the saw to cut my bed in half.. two halves make a whole.. crawled out of the hole.. shouted until I got hoarse.. jumped on the horse and galloped here..


:rave:

I helped her with spring cleaning, webs on lamps, dust in places not normally dusted, moved lots of stuff left sitting all winter, cleaned backyard of land mines left by the pups all winter long. The place looks great but I am worn out. I am glad your back, and have fun while you are here. :icon_oyes:

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Shackled??!! Well he must be a true scotsman tae keep you away fae yer noobsters...I guess he just dinnae ken us well enough to let ya out on yer ane

Mr Myggz, we're not that weird.... honest.. well n00b is but hey one bad apple and all that

Shackled??!! Well he must be a true scotsman tae keep you away fae yer noobsters...I guess he just dinnae ken us well enough to let ya out on yer ane

Mr Myggz, we're not that weird.... honest.. well n00b is but hey one bad apple and all that

Ocht noo.. Joddy doll.. D'yi think a wee weegie bloke wi hae that much o' an affectation on a wee canny Fifer as me.. ken like.. min.. wis me that .. subjugated masel.. (that could be taken the wrong way......) cos if ah'd done the weegie thing.. it widnae hae happened an ah'd be up tae ma elbies in keech in july min.. ken.. :icon_oyes:

n.. it was ma hoos ah was sparklin.. lol.. his hoose is a cowp... ;-) (single bloke innat know.... )

so now that you are here how much are you going to pay us not to tell?

Keech & cowp !! havent heard that in fooking donkeys

And yes I understood every word..

Ocht noo.. Joddy doll.. D'yi think a wee weegie bloke wi hae that much o' an affectation on a wee canny Fifer as me.. ken like.. min.. wis me that .. subjugated masel.. (that could be taken the wrong way......) cos if ah'd done the weegie thing.. it widnae hae happened an ah'd be up tae ma elbies in keech in july min.. ken.. :icon_oyes:

n.. it was ma hoos ah was sparklin.. lol.. his hoose is a cowp... ;-) (single bloke innat know.... )


oh crap...he's speaking advanced pooka-ese.... uh what???

err he is a she

I Love Carrot Cake!

what, he is a she? How kinky....

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