7foot Steel Cock

I live in a town that has just had a massive erection, a 7foot steel cock...make of it what you will.. I like having a big cock in town, makes me feel normal again


Cue cock and erection jokes

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Well I start myself...

""Although intimated, jod stood his ground and still hand time to hold his trousers up!

Wow...... That cock is just so big, and shiny, and hard. Wow.....

just one question .... why didnt you hug that cock when you took the pic?


bwahahahahaha .... lol! that was funny atleast for me!

\|/ The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.


\|/ A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn't bat an eyelid. She looks him straight in the eye and says "Put that away Sir, this is a clock shop - not a cock shop!" "Well," replies the man, "Why don't you put two hands and a face on it?"

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