Jon
03-04-07, 01:51 AM
1. Setty Smooth wants to iChat with your four hot friends.
http://www.youtube.com/v/wwzX9oh58oc
Armed with an iSight camera, a Santa Monica player/wannabe dubbed
himself “Setty Smooth,” then created an earnest music video about
how the Mac enables him to cajole women into stripping online. (”20-inch
screens, we can be seen. Live our fantasy, it will feel like a dream….”) It’s
a world of sexy online possibilities, which he demonstrates — five times
— culminating with an unforgettable chorus.
The Mac, the Mac. Thanks to the Mac,
We can have fun while we layin’ on our back…
There’s a whole album of unreleased love ballads, Setty promises. But you
can bet that in online chat rooms of Mac enthusiasts, he’s already a superstar.
2. Plug it, play it, zip, unzip it (NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/v/MgVzTgyWasE
Silouhettes dance with their iPods — then strip, grind, and start screwing
each other. Apparently they’ve been trapped in iPod-silhouette land too
long, and they’ve finally snapped. Gone is the harmless breakdancing from
the iPod + iTunes ad — replaced with a variety of sexual positions, pole
dancing, and a collar and leash. (For those who think really different.) But
at least they’re getting it on while wearing their iPods, and the song remains
the same.
“Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, melt, upgrade it…”
3. Japanese iPod bikini dance (NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/v/yRNOF5I6MDY
Reon Kadena, Japanese model, shares her unique perspective on enjoying
an iPod. (Hint: flesh-colored lingerie.) A series of fast cuts show the delight
that only an iPod can bring, along with several gratuitous closeups of Reon’s
young body. (For those special moments when watching an iMac dance just
isn’t enough.)
The three-minute video of Reon tapping her toes would probably be rated
PG-13 — despite the fact that the cameraman apparently lay on the floor
trying to see under her bikini. (And at one point, the iPod makes her
jeans disappear.) But Apple-loving YouTube viewers were divided in their
reactions, with one posting an enthusiastic “marry me please,” and
another complaining that “we don’t see enough of her ipod.”
4. Say Hello to the Ibuzz
http://www.youtube.com/v/Jv5KlfEQbcw
Its manufacturer says this music-activated sex toy will allow Apple-loving
couples to “share the music, share the love,” and sure enough, the iBuzz
connects your mp3 player to two bullet-shaped vibrators. (So besides
scrolling through your playlist, you can also cycle through its collection
of vibrating patterns.) And yes, it can also vibrate in time to the music
— or, as British TV host Jonathan Ross puts it, “the tempo controls the
rhythm of the night.“)
But does this mean your libido is subject to copyright law? One grumpy
YouTube poster asks if the iBuzz is hobbled with DRM. Meanwhile, another
video shows women hand-testing yet another vibrator — called, appropriately,
the OhMiBod. And Apple’s trademark lawyers have already gone after a
Japanese man marketing a similar device called the G-Pod.
5. “You’re Beautiful, It’s True”
http://www.youtube.com/v/zsqi2QHXaFI
Ultimately using a Mac means you’ve joined a community, and YouTube
user HappySlip celebrates it with an alternate version of James Blunt’s
song “You’re Beautiful.” Singing and playing the piano, she sadly mourns
the fact she’ll never be with the gorgeous 24-inch display she saw at
the Apple Store.
From around the web, cute Mac-loving guys were drawn to respond,
including JonWheatley in England, Fmanfer in France, and a user named
spaghettio (who obsessively remixes her into his 10-second art film trailer).
Whether or not Apple’s user-friendly technology will revolutionize our lives,
our hearts, and the way we express our passions — at least Mac users
know they’ll never be alone. In Indiana an Apple enthusiast named melchiorus
was even inspired to lip-synch Weird Al Yankovich’s parody version of the
song in a response he directed to his Dell laptop.
“You’re pitiful, you’re pitiful… It just sucks to be you.”
http://www.youtube.com/v/wwzX9oh58oc
Armed with an iSight camera, a Santa Monica player/wannabe dubbed
himself “Setty Smooth,” then created an earnest music video about
how the Mac enables him to cajole women into stripping online. (”20-inch
screens, we can be seen. Live our fantasy, it will feel like a dream….”) It’s
a world of sexy online possibilities, which he demonstrates — five times
— culminating with an unforgettable chorus.
The Mac, the Mac. Thanks to the Mac,
We can have fun while we layin’ on our back…
There’s a whole album of unreleased love ballads, Setty promises. But you
can bet that in online chat rooms of Mac enthusiasts, he’s already a superstar.
2. Plug it, play it, zip, unzip it (NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/v/MgVzTgyWasE
Silouhettes dance with their iPods — then strip, grind, and start screwing
each other. Apparently they’ve been trapped in iPod-silhouette land too
long, and they’ve finally snapped. Gone is the harmless breakdancing from
the iPod + iTunes ad — replaced with a variety of sexual positions, pole
dancing, and a collar and leash. (For those who think really different.) But
at least they’re getting it on while wearing their iPods, and the song remains
the same.
“Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, melt, upgrade it…”
3. Japanese iPod bikini dance (NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/v/yRNOF5I6MDY
Reon Kadena, Japanese model, shares her unique perspective on enjoying
an iPod. (Hint: flesh-colored lingerie.) A series of fast cuts show the delight
that only an iPod can bring, along with several gratuitous closeups of Reon’s
young body. (For those special moments when watching an iMac dance just
isn’t enough.)
The three-minute video of Reon tapping her toes would probably be rated
PG-13 — despite the fact that the cameraman apparently lay on the floor
trying to see under her bikini. (And at one point, the iPod makes her
jeans disappear.) But Apple-loving YouTube viewers were divided in their
reactions, with one posting an enthusiastic “marry me please,” and
another complaining that “we don’t see enough of her ipod.”
4. Say Hello to the Ibuzz
http://www.youtube.com/v/Jv5KlfEQbcw
Its manufacturer says this music-activated sex toy will allow Apple-loving
couples to “share the music, share the love,” and sure enough, the iBuzz
connects your mp3 player to two bullet-shaped vibrators. (So besides
scrolling through your playlist, you can also cycle through its collection
of vibrating patterns.) And yes, it can also vibrate in time to the music
— or, as British TV host Jonathan Ross puts it, “the tempo controls the
rhythm of the night.“)
But does this mean your libido is subject to copyright law? One grumpy
YouTube poster asks if the iBuzz is hobbled with DRM. Meanwhile, another
video shows women hand-testing yet another vibrator — called, appropriately,
the OhMiBod. And Apple’s trademark lawyers have already gone after a
Japanese man marketing a similar device called the G-Pod.
5. “You’re Beautiful, It’s True”
http://www.youtube.com/v/zsqi2QHXaFI
Ultimately using a Mac means you’ve joined a community, and YouTube
user HappySlip celebrates it with an alternate version of James Blunt’s
song “You’re Beautiful.” Singing and playing the piano, she sadly mourns
the fact she’ll never be with the gorgeous 24-inch display she saw at
the Apple Store.
From around the web, cute Mac-loving guys were drawn to respond,
including JonWheatley in England, Fmanfer in France, and a user named
spaghettio (who obsessively remixes her into his 10-second art film trailer).
Whether or not Apple’s user-friendly technology will revolutionize our lives,
our hearts, and the way we express our passions — at least Mac users
know they’ll never be alone. In Indiana an Apple enthusiast named melchiorus
was even inspired to lip-synch Weird Al Yankovich’s parody version of the
song in a response he directed to his Dell laptop.
“You’re pitiful, you’re pitiful… It just sucks to be you.”