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[X] Sonic Grenade

Hyperx
03-03-07, 09:09 PM
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Get Ready for a Sonic Explosion


It is early afternoon. The air conditioning blows a bittersweet breeze across the office. A silence blankets the building. Everyone has just returned or finished their lunches. They are full; they are tired. Your nemesis is even quiet for a change. It is the perfect time for revenge! You sneak up, remove a Sonic Grenade from your belt, pull the pin, and throw it into his cubicle. Twenty seconds later, his screams echo in every corner of the office, as do the unstoppable sounds of your Sonic Grenade.


The Sonic Grenade is a masterpiece of office mayhem. It is hard rubber and plastic, making it pretty easy and safe to toss. Set the grenade to one of three volume settings, pull the pin, and throw. The blinking red light will let you know the grenade is armed. Once the alarm goes off, your prey will only be able to adjust the settings (and trust us, low is even really annoying), he or she or they will not be able to permanently turn the unit off. The only way to permanently stop the alarm is to reinsert the pin, which you are now twirling around your finger. Remember, revenge is a dish best served LOUD!


Uses 3 AAA batteries (not included). Approx. 5" tall.

source (http://www.thinkgeek.com/clearance/8b46/)

Zeddicus
03-04-07, 04:22 AM
jesus. christ. someone should implement this as an anti-r8pe device for women. I realize they already have things out specifically designed for that, but they are not nearly as fashionable.
:eatme:

DarkHelmet
03-04-07, 05:51 AM
good idea until the guy twirling the pin around his finger gets a grenade shaped fastball thrown at his face.

pvtpile
03-04-07, 06:10 AM
Talk to me when you get plasma grenades. I'd love to see some of the morons I work with running around with a glue ball stuck to there shoulder and watch them dissappear in a blue flash....

Oh was I thinking out loud again. Don't mind me...

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