th3n00b 03-01-07, 03:44 PM Look people, a lot of you have problems. Problems talking to women, problems not beating your wife, problems with work or hookers, whatever. There are some people here who have been around the block a couple or 10 times and have some wise words of wisdom to offer you that just might help turn the tide of your useless pathetic life.
We're here for you noobster. Ask away. If there's something you want posted, but want to do it completley annonymously, just shoot me a pm and I'll take care of the rest.
Don't let this:
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/8025/guatemala11172261903zv1.jpg
Happen to you. Operators are standing by.
th3n00b.
moonman 03-01-07, 03:48 PM Noob, I ghat a question that has irked me for some time. Why do gravy boats have spouts but you use a ladle to dip it out? In fact, I have even seen them with saucers. Now one would think that the saucer would catch the drippings from the spout that is not used; however, it is not wide enough to do that. So what is the saucer for? I really need some help on this one. Where is pooka, the master of fine things in life?
th3n00b 03-01-07, 03:54 PM I'll ignore the fact that you've probably never used a ladle OR a gravy boat because your question is an interesting one. The saucer is for decor, but if you're a giant fat ass, like myself, it becomes useless. The amount of gravy I pour on my delicious food renders said saucer useless from the sheer volume of "drippings." Some fat asses try to overcome that problem by using a ladle, but I've said it before and I'll say it again. Ladles are for terrorists.
moonman 03-01-07, 04:07 PM I have used a gravy boat; however, I do refuse to use the ladle. So you say the saucer is for show only? Seems practical to put a saucer under something with a spout... In the above example all practicality was lost due to the small size of the saucer. This seems easily remedied.
Now assuming the saucer is for show, and the ladle is to be used, why is there a spout? I am under the impression that the ladle is what is for show and that all these rich fooks out there should pour there gravy from the boat like the rest of us. Pompous pricks.
th3n00b 03-01-07, 04:09 PM Good advice. A true fat ass will know how to pour the gravy from the boat using the spout and not dripping. You just empty the entire thing.
As one who usually finds oneself up to the elbows in the washing up.. I banned the use of all gravy based paraphrenalia from dining table and gravy is offered straight from the vessel in which it was made..
The benefit being all fat asses get the amount of gravy they require without having to fill and refill the waste of time gravy paraphrenalia at all..
and less washing up... :-)
Problem....
How do I get the fat assed gravy gobblers to do the washing up...???
th3n00b 03-01-07, 04:29 PM Promise them lot's of oral sex.
philemmons 03-01-07, 06:10 PM The little plate is used to keep the tablecloth clean. The spout is there as a guide to ladle the gravy/sauce away from you in case it splashes. The little ladle then should be set on the little plate, so the gravy/sauce doesn't cool to quickly. The handle of the boat sould be at 5 o'clock position, with the ladle perpendicular with the table edge.
Call me a restaurant god......
th3n00b 03-01-07, 06:11 PM I'll call you a ladle using terrorist thank you very much!
moonman 03-01-07, 06:12 PM The little plate is used to keep the tablecloth clean. The spout is there as a guide to ladle the gravy/sauce away from you in case it splashes. The little ladle then should be set on the little plate, so the gravy/sauce doesn't cool to quickly. The handle of the boat sould be at 5 o'clock position, with the ladle perpendicular with the table edge.
Call me a restaurant god......
With this type of explanation, I will call you lots of things. Restaurant God did not make the list however...
philemmons 03-01-07, 06:14 PM I'll call you a ladle using terrorist thank you very much!
Don't feel bad you don't know anyting. It's okay.....mm'kay?:dildoballs:
I work in fine dining.....
moonman 03-01-07, 06:16 PM No matter what you say, a line cook at Applebee's is NOT fine dining...
philemmons 03-01-07, 06:19 PM No matter what you say, a line cook at Applebee's is NOT fine dining...
BUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!:lol: :lol:
I worked here for some time....
http://www.pacificsedge.com/
Now i work here
http://www.carmelsbest.com/antonmichel/
Cooks make no money honey.... :nrocks:
th3n00b 03-01-07, 06:19 PM No, I believe he really does work in a fine dining establishment.....THAT SUPPORTS TERRORISMS!
philemmons 03-01-07, 06:25 PM irony .... the current owner is a rag head..... BUHAHAHAHA!!!
th3n00b 03-01-07, 06:27 PM Hahhahahaha that's awesome. Get him on here to answer for his unsrcupulous actions!
philemmons 03-01-07, 06:31 PM Dont worry isreal has his country, lebanon by the balls.....
th3n00b 03-01-07, 06:32 PM LOL, tell rannoush that and she'll probably have is children. Spontaneously.
philemmons 03-01-07, 06:33 PM LOL, tell rannoush that and she'll probably have is children. Spontaneously.
BUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
:hail: :hail: :hail:
mr_wiggles 03-02-07, 12:06 AM While at work today i was UUUUUrinating in the pee pee room and got my overly humongus penis stuck in my zipper and ran out of the bathroom screaming like a inmate being ass raped by bubba....All of my coworkers were in the office at the time and witnesed this.Ever since this has happned i can no longer UUUUUUUUrinate in public...
th3n00b 03-02-07, 01:38 AM Well, first, look at it glass half full. At least you didn't get anyone TEEN PREGNANT!!! Here's what you need to do. Buy a blindfold and some ear plugs and when you enter a public restroom, put the blindfold on, put the ear plugs in, and voila! it's your own private pee pee room. Happy golden showering!
If you fill the Ladle with something shiny, reflective, then holding the Ladle downward and at arm-length, you can look up the skirts of the Females...:drool:
SkunkButt 05-29-07, 04:20 AM 'Must've been a pretty big septic tank!
I use an old Ketchup Bottle for My Gravy.......My Man Gravy is a Whole Nuther Story
moonman 05-29-07, 11:11 PM 'Must've been a pretty big septic tank!
What in the hell are you talking about? I reread the entire thread and there is not one mention of a septic tank. You got to be kidding me. This is as retarded as a fox (or George Bush).
Do us all a favor, do not spam. If you are going to make an attempt at 20 posts, please read the thread before you write something down. If you want to participate in this site, I encourage you to do that by being useful or entertaining.
K- Thanks!
Jantheman 05-30-07, 03:26 AM Well, here in the midwest, gravy is a condiment. It is usually on everything we eat so no stinking gravy boat/bowl is necessary. As for the comment about the zipper, I suggest using button up pants. That way, no weiner in the zipper is possible. Now, where is that septic tank?:icon_dizzy:
cmirfan 06-12-07, 08:33 PM Thanx Good snap
th3n00b 06-12-07, 08:36 PM It looks like you're trying to post would you like some help? /paperclip
Ginwithtonic 06-12-07, 08:58 PM It looks like you're trying to post would you like some help? /paperclip
Where the fook is my paperclip? If this site is giving out shit i want in on it!
My question is
Why is everyone concerned about illegal aliens in the united states when no one wants the jobs that they do? Aren't they filling a need in the Capitalist exploitation of workers?
th3n00b 06-12-07, 09:05 PM If you buy into the myth of capitalist exploitation then yeah I can see your point. The point is, they're NOT taking the jobs that no one wants. They're taking the jobs that people NEED. Sure no one WANTS to be the fluffer on a gay porn set, BUT I NEEDED THAT 50 BUCKS BAD!
Ginwithtonic 06-12-07, 09:42 PM What about my paperclip?
What does a fluffer do? I thought they paid 50 bucks to the guy who routered out the guys anus?
Tell han he needs to pay you more.
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